Just got off the 'phone to the other half. She tells me that she was pulled to one side by my 5 year old sons's primary scale teacher and warned that, apparently, the little tyke has homophobic tendencies! Walking back from a play in the local park, the kiddies were treated to the sight of a lycra-clad, knob jockey trying to learn how to roller skate with his 'partner'. Gay chappie falls over, cuts his knee and begins to cry. My son pointed this out to his class mates, p1sses himself laughing and says 'look at him crying like a big nancy boy'. Cue PC teacher who takes him back to class and gives him a 20 minute lecture on the evils of homophobia! He's a five year old FFS, he wouldn't know a puff from a sugar puff. WTF is the world coming to?