Homophobic Five Year Old

#1
Just got off the 'phone to the other half. She tells me that she was pulled to one side by my 5 year old sons's primary scale teacher and warned that, apparently, the little tyke has homophobic tendencies!

Walking back from a play in the local park, the kiddies were treated to the sight of a lycra-clad, knob jockey trying to learn how to roller skate with his 'partner'. Gay chappie falls over, cuts his knee and begins to cry.

My son pointed this out to his class mates, p1sses himself laughing and says 'look at him crying like a big nancy boy'.

Cue PC teacher who takes him back to class and gives him a 20 minute lecture on the evils of homophobia! He's a five year old FFS, he wouldn't know a puff from a sugar puff.

WTF is the world coming to?
 
#2
ham-shank said:
Just got off the 'phone to the other half. She tells me that she was pulled to one side by my 5 year old sons's primary scale teacher and warned that, apparently, the little tyke has homophobic tendencies!

Walking back from a play in the local park, the kiddies were treated to the sight of a lycra-clad, knob jockey trying to learn how to roller skate with his 'partner'. Gay chappie falls over, cuts his knee and begins to cry.

My son pointed this out to his class mates, p1sses himself laughing and says 'look at him crying like a big nancy boy'.

Cue PC teacher who takes him back to class and gives him a 20 minute lecture on the evils of homophobia! He's a five year old FFS, he wouldn't know a puff from a sugar puff.

WTF is the world coming to?
I was waiting for the punch line: It took us two years to get him to say 'Nancy Boy' instead of feckin poof.
 
#3
However, it appears his instincts are nevertheless fairly sound . . . 8)
 
#4
Your taking your boy out for ice cream later right? :)
 
#5
Treating him to a MacDonalds for his tea!
 
#7
Outstanding! Remind me to buy you a drink if I'm ever in that kneck of the woods again.
 
#8
It amuses me that they allow all those programmes on television that poke fun at those with strange habits, then blame the children for picking up the phrases from them
 
#9
He’s doing well then, bye the time he’s 15 or 16 he will probably be serving time at Felton Young Offenders for a hate related crime, some sound parenting going on, hope you are proud.
 
#10
GreenGoddess said:
He’s doing well then, bye the time he’s 15 or 16 he will probably be serving time at Felton Young Offenders for a hate related crime, some sound parenting going on, hope you are proud.
Right... more likely he will become a young man with a morals and little to no patience for politically correct horsepuckey.
 
#11
GreenGoddess said:
He’s doing well then, bye the time he’s 15 or 16 he will probably be serving time at Felton Young Offenders for a hate related crime, some sound parenting going on, hope you are proud.
Qualified child psychologist are you?

Perhaps you meant Feltham Young Offenders Institution?

Bye
 
#12
ham-shank said:
... Cue PC teacher who takes him back to class and gives him a 20 minute lecture on the evils of homophobia! He's a five year old FFS, he wouldn't know a puff from a sugar puff. WTF is the world coming to?
... i hope you gave him a slap on the back and told him how proud you were ! ... you should also tell him that homophobia = normal and there's nothing wrong with being normal as opposed to being queer and being abnormal
 
#13
"evils of homophobia"

that wouldn't be the fear of getting bummed by a prevert would it?

(Prevert - see Keenan Wynne / Peter Sellers in "Dr. Strangelove and how I learnt to love the Bomb.) :oops:
 
#14
GreenGoddess said:
He’s doing well then, bye the time he’s 15 or 16 he will probably be serving time at Felton Young Offenders for a hate related crime, some sound parenting going on, hope you are proud.
For fcuksake just landed from planet fairy have we love? take it your the poofta that fell over and only now have mustered the balls to complain about the youngster laughing at you......tw@t
 
#16
GreenGoddess said:
He’s doing well then, bye the time he’s 15 or 16 he will probably be serving time at Felton Young Offenders for a hate related crime, some sound parenting going on, hope you are proud.
It seems that the female persuasion has the floor.
Possibly because women perceive that homosexuals aren't a threat to them. Probably true ; in the vast majority of cases they do not prey on young women so they are safe. I do not mention lesbians as I know nothing about their habits.
Homosexuals seem to garner sympathy from women wholly out of proportion to the damage that they do within the male community. It is strange that women have an affinity with 'queers' that they would not tolerate towards equally deviant males who target young females.

To the young male however they are a constant threat.

If you are not and have never been a male then basically you do not know what you are talking about. In other words shut up. We know and that is why we hate the bastards. You call it homophobia - we call it as it is.
 
#17
right first off congrats to you lad , second i would be getting that teacher slung out on her hoop. i would lead off with the fact that he is 5 and doesn;t understand sexual preferances and that having that discussion with him will have mentally scared him for life
 
#18
Congratulations. You must be very proud. There's nowt wrong with that. I'm a 35 year old homo
















............phobic (sorry hand slipped).
 
#19
It's one thing being homophobic, it's another thing tasking the piss out of someone who cries when they fall over.

Sounds like all your boy did was find his Tw*t of the Day.
 
#20
shagnasty said:
GreenGoddess said:
He’s doing well then, bye the time he’s 15 or 16 he will probably be serving time at Felton Young Offenders for a hate related crime, some sound parenting going on, hope you are proud.
It seems that the female persuasion has the floor.
Possibly because women perceive that homosexuals aren't a threat to them. Probably true ; in the vast majority of cases they do not prey on young women so they are safe. I do not mention lesbians as I know nothing about their habits.
Homosexuals seem to garner sympathy from women wholly out of proportion to the damage that they do within the male community. It is strange that women have an affinity with 'queers' that they would not tolerate towards equally deviant males who target young females.

To the young male however they are a constant threat.

If you are not and have never been a male then basically you do not know what you are talking about. In other words shut up. We know and that is why we hate the bastards. You call it homophobia - we call it as it is.
Constant threat?! Damage within the male society? I think you've been reading too many BNP leaflets! There is a difference between pedophiles and homosexuals... :roll:
 
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