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A boy comes home from school at 7pm. His dad asks "where have you been 'till this time??"
"I was with Jessica" replies the boy.
"What were you doing?"
"We were revising"
After picking a snack off the table, the son says "These fishcakes are delicious"
Dad replies "wash your fucking hands son, they're doughnuts"...

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