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Homer at No 10

Anyone see the episode? See how accurately they depicted the present state of the armed forces? When Homer crashed into the back of the Queen's Coach, the Guards started beating him, rather than shooting him, with their SA80s.*

* Yes, I do realise I'm making that up, and they were actually beating him with truncheons. But if you squint while you're watching it and look slightly to the right of your screen at the pot plant in the corner of your living room, they look a bit like SA80s. Or not.
Come back to basic training if you can't get your rifle to work, I would be only to happy to show you! I do wish people would stop complaining about it and clean and oil it instead!

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