Homemade Contraception Ideas?

#2
chop your cock off at the point where it is attached to your forehead.
 
#5
For someone like yourself, simply jumping off a cliff would help the gene pool.
 
#6
Sticking your bollocks in a meat tenderiser?
 
#16
PrepareToDouble said:
My girlfriend just suggested dipping my c*** in candlewax and letting it dry. Any suggestions?
My suggestions would be the names Kane,Kanye,or Chantelle for the inevitable chavscum offspring you will breed like rats
(providing this isnt a wahs)
 
#18
YorkieDragoon said:
Clingfilm- 60% of the time it works every time...
But not the microwave stuff - that has pores!
 
#19
Give her someone elses name.
 
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