Homemade Contraception Ideas?

theoriginalphantom

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chop your cock off at the point where it is attached to your forehead.
 
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For someone like yourself, simply jumping off a cliff would help the gene pool.
 
Sticking your bollocks in a meat tenderiser?
 
PrepareToDouble said:
My girlfriend just suggested dipping my c*** in candlewax and letting it dry. Any suggestions?
My suggestions would be the names Kane,Kanye,or Chantelle for the inevitable chavscum offspring you will breed like rats
(providing this isnt a wahs)
 

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YorkieDragoon said:
Clingfilm- 60% of the time it works every time...

But not the microwave stuff - that has pores!
 
Give her someone elses name.
 

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