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My girlfriend just suggested dipping my cock in candlewax and letting it dry. Any suggestions?
chop your cock off at the point where it is attached to your forehead.
Clingfilm- 60% of the time it works every time...
For someone like yourself, simply jumping off a cliff would help the gene pool.
Sticking your bollocks in a meat tenderiser?
up the bum - no harm done!
Her on top. Something to do with gravity I'm reliably informed.
An empty crisp packet and a rubber band, but make sure that the salty side in facing outwards. If she's got sores she'll scream a good'un.
Give her a false name. (Doesn't protect against STD though)
Form a mental image of Anne Widdecombe and Jaqui Smith getting it on.
Stop a charging rhino that will.
Just marry the stupid blart.
Tie a knot in it...
get a blowjob instead
Get her to take off her makeup. Normally works when my missus does it
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