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Homeless walt

The rare occasions I give money to beggars, I tell them to treat themselves to a tin of Special Brew- or whatnot. It’s what they’ll do anyway and I can’t stand the sanctimonious twats who hand money over with a list of conditions attached (which will obviously be ignored anyway).

Nothing like the gappy grin of gratitude off a street drinker on a summer’s day, as you hand over a fiver with a cheerful, “Have a litre or two of white lightning on me my good man, and don’t neglect to urinate in the street”.
Gives me a bit of a lift.
Which is great, but they're far more likely to spend the cash on smack or spice. "Have a bag of spice on me." sounds far less endearing...
 
Well, done my good deed for the day by giving a crisp fiver to a chap with a cardboard sign saying Homeless Falklands Veteran Please Help. I assume "graciasgringo" is some form of squaddie salutation?
 
Which is great, but they're far more likely to spend the cash on smack or spice. "Have a bag of spice on me." sounds far less endearing...
I don’t agree. Street drinkers of my acquaintance are creatures of habit. In any case, booze or drugs, it’s exactly the same principle: if you give money to people in that situation it is unlikely to be spent in a way that most of us would consider “wise”.
 
Because chicken is as bland as ****, which is why Nando's have managed to build a business out of serving chicken 33 ways and all drowned in 'authentic' spices

Factory farmed chicken tastes bland, get one that's been reared outside and given decent feed and a nice environment and they taste better

Chickens subject to stress taste bland
 
Factory farmed chicken tastes bland, get one that's been reared outside and given decent feed and a nice environment and they taste better

Chickens subject to stress taste bland

Word.

Having been brought up on a farm, there is nothing tastier than a corn-fed chicken.

Which is why I can seldom eat the nonsense that passes for 'fowl' today.
 
Well, done my good deed for the day by giving a crisp fiver to a chap with a cardboard sign saying Homeless Falklands Veteran Please Help. I assume "graciasgringo" is some form of squaddie salutation?

only by people who would never let the Gringo word Falkland sully their lips.......
 
The rare occasions I give money to beggars, I tell them to treat themselves to a tin of Special Brew- or whatnot. It’s what they’ll do anyway and I can’t stand the sanctimonious twats who hand money over with a list of conditions attached (which will obviously be ignored anyway).

Nothing like the gappy grin of gratitude off a street drinker on a summer’s day, as you hand over a fiver with a cheerful, “Have a litre or two of white lightning on me my good man, and don’t neglect to urinate in the street”.
Gives me a bit of a lift.


I sometimes give them a four pack of cider and a pasty. Saves them mugging some poor twat.
 
I can't believe I'm making a thread in here but there is a bloke begging in Chester pretending to be ex army.

I have seen him around wearing goretex and webbing but had him down as a loser and never saw him on the scrounge, however he has taken up begging to feed a smack habit and claiming to be ex para/cheshires. So if you should see this bloke while out shopping in my fair city feel free to call him a walty baghead cnut and spit in his face.




I know him.


He's nasty to his dog and brim full of lying sht.
 

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