Home goal- Short but sweet!

Old Adam, I know you are in yoru autumn years mate, but that was done a week or two ago

I'll get your horlicks and a hot water bottle :D
Thanks... Could you empty my colostomy bag at the same time, please?

:D :D :D :D :D

Must have missed it the first time round; still it's worth a laugh
Home goal? isnt that what girls call it?