Homage to Porridge Gun

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Sep 22, 2012.

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  1. You have about as much chance of getting into the IBA Christmas Pantomime Fantasmagloria 2012/13 as Oliver Reed has of arse fucking Scarlett Johansson.

    Oliver Reed is dead. That should be a clue. You cannot dance, you cannot sing, you smell of piss and your Mum dresses you funny. Now fuck off.
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  2. I refuse to work with him as front end of the cow.

    My position as back end of cow is now contracted. Any changes and see you in court.

    Smoke ya laters biatch!

    Luv n hugs babe x
  3. The pink phone is refusing to soldier and is now on a charge.
  4. Have we all been sniffing fucking aerostart recently?
  5. Someone's been stealing my dreams.

    Thankfully not the one where I get to watch Simon Cowell ass fucked with a cactus as he's forced to chew through his own wrists as I furiously masturbate.
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  6. I need the name of your supplier if what your taking produces that kind of shit :headbang:
  7. Lariam always did it for me.
  8. Or a nice mug of Ovaltine...
  9. What a load of old Horlicks!