Homage to Porridge Gun

#2
and for you other sick bastards out there.

some mindless funny sh1ts and giggles..
well, it made me laff

chopping block by lee adam herold
You have about as much chance of getting into the IBA Christmas Pantomime Fantasmagloria 2012/13 as Oliver Reed has of arse fucking Scarlett Johansson.

Oliver Reed is dead. That should be a clue. You cannot dance, you cannot sing, you smell of piss and your Mum dresses you funny. Now fuck off.
 
#3
I refuse to work with him as front end of the cow.

My position as back end of cow is now contracted. Any changes and see you in court.

Smoke ya laters biatch!

Luv n hugs babe x
 
#4
I refuse to work with him as front end of the cow.

My position as back end of cow is now contracted. Any changes and see you in court.

Smoke ya laters biatch!

Luv n hugs babe x
The pink phone is refusing to soldier and is now on a charge.
 
#6
Someone's been stealing my dreams.

Thankfully not the one where I get to watch Simon Cowell ass fucked with a cactus as he's forced to chew through his own wrists as I furiously masturbate.
 
#10
What a load of old Horlicks!
 

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