I just discovered a excellent comedy on the Discovery Channel called 'Militia Rising'. The show follows various groups of fat, neckbeard, tacti-cool walt 'militia watchmen' in the US as they go through survival/combat 'training' and on anti-drug/illegal immigrant 'patrols'. Needless to say it is fucking hilarious and painful at the same time. Watching these walts with thousands of dollars of equipment playing at soldiers is surreal. They have assigned themselves ranks, and use all kinds of military lingo but at the same time sweep one another with their weapons, constantly drop mags and sidearms and are so out of shape they have trouble rising from kneeling/prone positions or keeping balance. I shit you not, the 'Colonel' of one group is about 400lbs. Here's a little promo. I'm going to see how many episodes I can watch before I become physically ill. The Main Test | Militia Rising - YouTube EDIT: It gets better, the 400lb 'Colonel', David Nantz, was charged with child molestation.