Holy shit! I just stumbled on Walt central!

#1
I just discovered a excellent comedy on the Discovery Channel called 'Militia Rising'. The show follows various groups of fat, neckbeard, tacti-cool walt 'militia watchmen' in the US as they go through survival/combat 'training' and on anti-drug/illegal immigrant 'patrols'. Needless to say it is fucking hilarious and painful at the same time. Watching these walts with thousands of dollars of equipment playing at soldiers is surreal. They have assigned themselves ranks, and use all kinds of military lingo but at the same time sweep one another with their weapons, constantly drop mags and sidearms and are so out of shape they have trouble rising from kneeling/prone positions or keeping balance. I shit you not, the 'Colonel' of one group is about 400lbs.

Here's a little promo. I'm going to see how many episodes I can watch before I become physically ill.
The Main Test | Militia Rising - YouTube


EDIT: It gets better, the 400lb 'Colonel', David Nantz, was charged with child molestation.
 

Schaden

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#2
Oh dear - I fear I might have to share that with my septic admirers.
 
#5
I bet there's no illegal fly-tipping and hare coursing round that neck of the woods. Face it: if you lived in the US, you'd be running that gig.
 
#6
Sweet
Anybody know when this is repeated?.If you like watching fat people run around with guns and doing crazy things I recommend Doomsday Preppers on discovery it's mental stuff!!.
 
#10
I recommend Doomsday Preppers on discovery it's mental stuff!!.
My mate thinks the Doomsday prog is pretty funny as well.

Rodney2q
 
#11
Sweet
Anybody know when this is repeated?.If you like watching fat people run around with guns and doing crazy things I recommend Doomsday Preppers on discovery it's mental stuff!!.
I recommend walking your dog around the perimeter of any transit camp on Salisbury Plain on a weekend when the TA are in residence.
 

udipur

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#16
These guys are serious - their motto is Semper Glee.
 
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