Holy Jesus!!!

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#3
She could be as ugly as sin in real life for all I care. I would motorboat her so frantically I'd get whip lash. You reckon I could claim for that?
 
#5
She has a amazing pair :drool:
 
#6
I have no idea what any of you just said, whatever it was it would have been made funnier by pictures of genitalia.

If you're discussing how celebrities are always uglier in real life (in some sort of gen y technospeak way), then yes, you're right. That's what makes them plate-able by ugly cnuts like us. The trick is to do the non celebrity that is closest to them (manager, stylist, sister etc). Use devices.

Jealousy makes chicks blind quicker than twenty Bacardi breezers ever will.

You're simply not hetero until Caprice's manageress has done you 'al Greco' with a strap on.
 
#7
Seriously though, are you on glue?
Yes she is absolutely talentless but I would quite happily kick her back doors in, in front of her parents!
 
#10
What were the panic attacks about? Was she worried that her tits were going to fall out?
 
#11
Whenever I see pictures of her she seems to be dead behind her eyes, like she's constantly reminding herself to breathe.

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#18
and with her rock bottom self esteem and clearly developing mental health issues odds are that she'd be great in the sack
 
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