Holy Jesus!!!

I have no idea what any of you just said, whatever it was it would have been made funnier by pictures of genitalia.

If you're discussing how celebrities are always uglier in real life (in some sort of gen y technospeak way), then yes, you're right. That's what makes them plate-able by ugly cnuts like us. The trick is to do the non celebrity that is closest to them (manager, stylist, sister etc). Use devices.

Jealousy makes chicks blind quicker than twenty Bacardi breezers ever will.

You're simply not hetero until Caprice's manageress has done you 'al Greco' with a strap on.
Seriously though, are you on glue?
Yes she is absolutely talentless but I would quite happily kick her back doors in, in front of her parents!

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