Holy Jesus!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Closet_Jibber, Oct 12, 2011.

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    I met her once in McDonalds. Proper spotty cow in real life. You'd still have to burn me off her though.
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  2. She could be as ugly as sin in real life for all I care. I would motorboat her so frantically I'd get whip lash. You reckon I could claim for that?
  3. You might need to up your PAX units just in case.

    B and T is your man / woman.
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    She has a amazing pair :drool:
  5. RTFQ


    I have no idea what any of you just said, whatever it was it would have been made funnier by pictures of genitalia.

    If you're discussing how celebrities are always uglier in real life (in some sort of gen y technospeak way), then yes, you're right. That's what makes them plate-able by ugly cnuts like us. The trick is to do the non celebrity that is closest to them (manager, stylist, sister etc). Use devices.

    Jealousy makes chicks blind quicker than twenty Bacardi breezers ever will.

    You're simply not hetero until Caprice's manageress has done you 'al Greco' with a strap on.
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  6. Seriously though, are you on glue?
    Yes she is absolutely talentless but I would quite happily kick her back doors in, in front of her parents!
  7. Fixed that for you.
  8. Ask, and you shall receive.

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  9. What were the panic attacks about? Was she worried that her tits were going to fall out?
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  10. Whenever I see pictures of her she seems to be dead behind her eyes, like she's constantly reminding herself to breathe.

  11. I wish!
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    Why on earth has she got clown high heels on?
  13. Because she's a talentless clown.
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  14. fair point. I would still like to shag the wench.