There seems to have been an explosion of ready-made 'clerics' here on ARRSE. I was ordained yesterday by the Universal Life Church as Reverend Gunny Highway. Blessed art thou who drink Woodpecker. My point is, as a newly passed out God botherer, I would like to offer my services for confession, either via this thread, or by PM. To that end, if you wish to confess, enter your sin(s) below, and a good reason why I should bless you and remove the stain of your sin. If I'm not on-line, the other ordained ARRSE priests will answer in my place. Those, whose sin is too big for one man to absolve, will receive a torrent of abuse. Those wishing to confess one of the following, please see a priest via a 'real' church: Murder Kiddie fiddling Homersexual acts Blondebint Acts of Perversion Perverts God be with thee und pommes mit mayo.