Hols4heroes (urgent quickie)

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  1. Hols4Heroes

    Hols4Heroes War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Chaps, at the minute in Le Torre we are busting over.

    we've got a double amputee, 3 widows plus large famillies and two other broken bods and thier families.

    For reasons out of our control we've just lost a property that was earmarked for a triple amputee (not yet on prosthetics) and he arrives tonight. Whilst I can see the funny side of him sleeping in the deep bunker on the 4th fairway, its perhaps not fair. :D

    With the above in mind, I've a race to get a single floor pad before the aircraft lands at 20:25 tonight.

    I'm going to attempt to blag, beg, bribe, perform with the natives but I know am going to struggle, so may have to rent from the Germans, cloggies, Norwiegans etc. This will obviously carry a cost implication and a major fcukaround factor, but I refuse to cancel this blokes flights

    Giz a lift you cunts :D

    Sort code: 40-12-09
    Account Number: 41416081
    Holidays4heroes
    HSBC


    Sitreps throughout the day to follow. Thread bumping will be met with a tyre iron to the back of the napper
     
  2. I've got a tent in the garage, you can use that and he can have your pad!

    Failing that, I'll send some dosh later
     
  3. I'm in. HSBC. Reference is Dale and Pip.

    Good luck RHM.

    (That's them fucking cufflinks and tie pin gone for a burton).
     
  4. Pocket money sent
     
  5. You don't get pocket money for being mean to me.
     
  6. Incoming. You twat.
     
  7. Me, or him?

    A complete unashamed bump to the top.

    Don't make me take my dressing gown off and harsh font you all.....
     

  8. What do you mean? I am lovely to you....as lovely as gwar deserves ;)
     
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  9. I am not a ginger. Pets may look like their owners, but not this callsign. Less for the fluffy and cuddly bit.
     
  10. I would never call you that(1) and please, pity the world, leave the gown on.

    (1) See other means for term of endearment.
     
  11. Hols4Heroes

    Hols4Heroes War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    Cracking responce and thanks to the usual suspects.....

    I am 105 Euros short, but I have a villa earmarked, and will get a photo of the plot up later today when I've checked it for porn, johnnies and beer....... If there are none there I'll put them in.

    When guests arrive there is always a slab of beer, chilled wine, pizza's, brew kit, juice and breakfast cereal and anything special needs.

    When asked what our amputee wanted to do when he got here tonight, his answer was 'Gaaan oot on the piss like'

    A tear of pride welled in my eye.
     
  12. Fixed.

    I didn't want a fucking holiday this year anyway.
     
  13. aaarghh paypal isn't working and if i go to the bank they will laugh or arrest me! Can i send you cash?
     
  14. I think I have sorted it babygirl. How many English pennies are a euro anyway?

    His Lordship does not have access to my bank statements. Thank goodness!!!
     
  15. On the subject (ish)When are you going to sort out PayPal, 'cos other ways are a apin and I can't do them from work. PayPal is rthe way ahead and you'll get more (and quicker) responses!