Hols4heroes (Feb scrounge)

#1
Ex Parachute Regiment, stepped upto the plate big time at the time the six RMP guys were executed back in 2003.

Verfied and checked with people that know him now and knew him then.

Utterly on his arse, on a recent visit, no scoff, no bog roll, nothing, coupled with a severe bout of PTSD amongst other hardship issues all stemming from that incident.

I need to get him some basics and on his feet, then look at getting him to Spain for some respite and down time later in the year.

Apologies fro brevity, work to do on this one. Please assist where you possibly can.

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Will follow up with an update over the weekend, obviously after he's been given something to wipe his hoop on, perhaps a crab beret :D
 

The_Duke

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#4
This is a really genuine bloke who is sadly now an example that even those capable of great courage in adversity can suffer for it in later years.

I will be sending P_G 50 sheets immediately. Do you think that is one roll or two?
 

TheIronDuke

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#8
About 1/2 of what I will spent tonight having a gay time with me mates then returning to my nice warm house and Missus is on its way. Hopefully to help the poor sod do the same at some future date.
 
#9
Do you think that is one roll or two?
I think he's bluffing. If he can't eat, then he won't be shitting, therefore no need for bum roll.

Cheers for you help so far folks, can't imagine this one will take too long to box off, no need for bog roll in SPain either, we have Bidets to de clag your crimper.
 

The_Duke

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#11
I think he's bluffing. If he can't eat, then he won't be shitting, therefore no need for bum roll.

Cheers for you help so far folks, can't imagine this one will take too long to box off, no need for bog roll in SPain either, we have Bidets to de clag your crimper.
Don't close it down too quickly. He is a big lump and if he is feeling a bit peckish you will need more than a few quid to fill the fridge.

As the saying goes, you would rather feed him for a week than a fortnight!
 
#16
Dosh sent. Don't waste money on buying the cunt bogroll though: he will only eat it, and since when has any Para been civilised enough to use the stuff?

Edited to add: let me know if you need some more. You skiplicking cunt who fondles underaged Spanish boys (yeah, yeah,: I know it's hard to tell the difference between them and girls).
 

MrBane

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#20
My bit on route.

Not his fault he couldn't join a decent Regiment and instead had to go with the ones with the off-pink hats.

Ah well. :D

- Wow. Bank of Scotland have just made it phenomonally hard to do a bank transfer now. Telephone confirmation as standard! What the hell?
 

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