Hols for Heroes - Get yer air cut! - ends 28/5/10

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by Grownup_Rafbrat, May 21, 2010.

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  1. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Right you 'orrible lot! Here's an opportunity to impress your RSM, or even the lady in your life!

    Thanks to the lovely, gorgeous Clare and Lynda at Emperors Barbers at the Basepoint Centre, Chineham, Basingstoke (where Cpl Horsa is having a haircut today) you have the opportunity to bid for a cut and blow dry.

    You'll have to get yourself to the venue, but it will be worth it to see these lovely ladies in action, and to put yourself and your hair into their tender ministrations.

    The auction will end on 28th May, and I'll tell them the name of the winner when I collect Horsa. I'll give their phone number to the winner so he (or she) can book their appointment.

    Bid early and bid often please!
     
  2. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    We offer blow jobs in here now ?!?!?!? 8O
     
  3. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Only with a snip first. ... .
     
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Emperor Mong (peace be on his name) hairdressers - I think I have been there a few times when he has been visiting. :x
     
  5. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Go on, A-Y. You know you want to bid! These ladies are truly gorgeous. Just let them wrap a towel around your shoulders whilst you lech at them in the mirror!
     
  6. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    BUMP!

    Or should I say 'snip'?
     
  7. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Snip has to be followed by

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    And indeed BUMP.

    Surely someone in the Basingstoke area can use a free haircut?
     
  9. Well, it's not really free, but a tenner from me... (I have a grade 2 btw, very easy)
     
  10. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Thanks, sfub. Hope you can hop down there soon!
     
  11. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Anyone else who wants to bid for a blow job ? [​IMG]
     
  12. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    And the accompanying 'snip' of course!
     
  13. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    If you need any suggestions, I'm full of ideas. :D [​IMG]
     
  14. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Which part of that is blow-dried?
     
  15. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    If you 'parade' something like that ... I'd say the brain. ;)