Right you 'orrible lot! Here's an opportunity to impress your RSM, or even the lady in your life! Thanks to the lovely, gorgeous Clare and Lynda at Emperors Barbers at the Basepoint Centre, Chineham, Basingstoke (where Cpl Horsa is having a haircut today) you have the opportunity to bid for a cut and blow dry. You'll have to get yourself to the venue, but it will be worth it to see these lovely ladies in action, and to put yourself and your hair into their tender ministrations. The auction will end on 28th May, and I'll tell them the name of the winner when I collect Horsa. I'll give their phone number to the winner so he (or she) can book their appointment. Bid early and bid often please!