The Falklands, the Truth Prince Andrew (Hugh Laurie) and his girlfriend Heather Mills(Steven Fry) are on a yachting holiday in the South Atlantic. On a visit to South Georgia they discover that the towel headed argies have desecrated Shackletons grave and built a Mosque at Goose Green. Prince Andrew gets on the satellite phone to his mum - Mrs Thatcher (Sharon Stone). Mrs T flashes Regan (Bruce Willis) across the floor of the UN and he sends the US fleet to seek out the weapons of mass destruction. Zulu, what really happened Mel Gibson blacks up and plays the part of the Zulu chief, the Zuluâs win.