Holly Vallance - Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Apr 7, 2012.

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  1. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    theres just more of her to love.
  3. bollocks is that HV
  4. Women are all the same when laying on their back with the lights out anyway..
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  5. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    More chins than the Hong Kong phone book
  6. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    It's just her face when she reads about quite what a pernicious Cnut her hubby to be is.

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    Tis mate, a bloody tragedy, caught Cell Block H-itis and only 28.
  8. Fuck me - now I can actually say my ex-missus looks like Holly Valance!:D
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  9. Some 'orrid skank.
  10. Who'd get it with a baseball bat.

    in more ways than one ;-)
  11. To be fair, she was heading that way on Strickerly, so I'm not at all surprised.

    And I so would ..... if she was lucky. ;-)
  12. Oh give over you daft bugger.

    She would have to put on at least 5 more stone before you could even get a semi-on.
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  13. She probably drunk the Golden Nectar she was advertising recently.....proves advertising fucking works I suppose!
  14. For old times' sake ....

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