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Holland the land of sexual morale.

#1
I'm just watching a National Geo programme on prostitution.

In Holland, the Dutch Government provide a grant to disabled people for 12 x sex sessions with a sex worker each year.

The Dutch clearly don't waste taxes on shite when they can afford such awesome benefits as this.

As we're in the EU I should be entitled to the same me thinks. Hope you other tax payers don't mind. :)
 
#3
I'm just watching a National Geo programme on prostitution.

In Holland, the Dutch Government provide a grant to disabled people for 12 x sex sessions with a sex worker each year.

The Dutch clearly don't waste taxes on shite when they can afford such awesome benefits as this.

As we're in the EU I should be entitled to the same me thinks. Hope you other tax payers don't mind. :)

fucking ace!
 
#5
All well and good until you find the "sex workers" are disabled as well. A once a month session with Inga the one-eyed, one-legged, one-titted prossy with scabs and impetigo might change your mind. Even worse, to keep up the inclusivity stats, it could by Karl the one-bollock male prossy.
 
#6
All well and good until you find the "sex workers" are disabled as well. A once a month session with Inga the one-eyed, one-legged, one-titted prossy with scabs and impetigo might change your mind. Even worse, to keep up the inclusivity stats, it could by Karl the one-bollock male prossy.
But a fuck is a fuck surely, apart from Karl obviously although there are disable women too!
 
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#11
Listen in you spackers. You haven't got the ability to give these slags a good seeing to. I'll jump in, no charge.
 
#12
I'm just watching a National Geo programme on prostitution.

In Holland, the Dutch Government provide a grant to disabled people for 12 x sex sessions with a sex worker each year.

The Dutch clearly don't waste taxes on shite when they can afford such awesome benefits as this.

As we're in the EU I should be entitled to the same me thinks. Hope you other tax payers don't mind. :)
Crack on chief! If you find you don't qualify for the grant, we can always look at starting "Whores for Heroes"!
 
#13
All well and good until you find the "sex workers" are disabled as well. A once a month session with Inga the one-eyed, one-legged, one-titted prossy with scabs and impetigo might change your mind. Even worse, to keep up the inclusivity stats, it could by Karl the one-bollock male prossy.
You've just got no imagination!
 

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