Holidays4heroes

#1
After a damn good Chrimbo campaign, the holiday season is looming.

We've managed to blag about 18 weeks in Le Torre, 6 in Cyprus, and 10 in Tenerife, Bordeaux and other locations.

We have a back log of injured servicemen and Widows and families of the fallen also.

This is an on going plea for loose change, fund raising events, bright ideas, cold hard wedge etc.

I have two parties needing to travel at specific times due to ongoing treatment and rehab, and onother Widow and Mother who need to be back by a certain date in order that they can attend the inquest.

PM any bright ideas and please lob a couple of quid where you can.

Paypal: info@holidays4heroes.org

HSBC:
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Acct No: 41416081

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#2
1. Bump.
Seriously folks, Hols4H can save a fortune by booking at this time of year. The nearer to the departure date, the more it costs.
Oh, he didn't mention that there's nothing in the bank ... we don't hold money, we spend it on looking after the mates/families.

2. Thread noted and being tracked, Mein Hamster-Fuhrer.
 
#3
I was approached yesterday by a charitable endeavour with cash to spend & pointed them in your direction. Did they ever get in touch?
 
#4
The very nice chaps from St Bees RNLI are putting in what they would have spent on "Secret Santa". Hopefully it will go to a deserving case. My brother is trying to get the local press involved as well. I didn't even have to bully the 6 foot 4 lanky streak of piss ex-KORBR minger.

Mebbe if there is any kids in the area (big kids included), I could ask him to take them out on his trattor and boart. Just let me know. I doubt they'd want a tour of Sellafield, which was my second option.

Oh, and (showing my age now), we are members of English Heritage so can take up to (I think) 4 kids into any English Heritage attraction for free. Obviously, my nearest one is Richmond Castle, so I'm up for that (and they let stinky ginger pirate dogs in as well).

Love to the hamsters xxxx
 
#5
Have passed on some ideas already but not heard owt. If you want my help let me know and I'll do what I can.
 
#6
Broad terms ... no disrespect to the Boss at all, but an observation.
So many messages arrive at HQ Hols4H I have no idea how he copes ... apart from working into the small hours of the morning, as I know he does.
Things fall through the cracks, inevitably. If there's a SERIOUS goodie going, please re-transmit.

Just please don't ask him to do more than he's already doing ... if you can do it yourself [in the nicest way] that will be a real help.
 
#7
Is that Le Torre in France or Spain?
 
#10
Broad terms ... no disrespect to the Boss at all, but an observation.
So many messages arrive at HQ Hols4H I have no idea how he copes ... apart from working into the small hours of the morning, as I know he does.
Things fall through the cracks, inevitably. If there's a SERIOUS goodie going, please re-transmit.

Just please don't ask him to do more than he's already doing ... if you can do it yourself [in the nicest way] that will be a real help.
Was sent to Slingsby, and just needed to be given info and contacts. Can resend if needed.
 
#13
Just spoken to Toppers, the holiday to Spanish Dave's place wot I wun is up for offer agaiin. My step-dad (the cunt) has got a place in Malta and some very nice chap has also offered us a place at his villa in Florida (You know who you are), so we are not short of places to stay when we need our hollibobs.

Oh, and I doubt I will get married before July (or ever again), so that voucher worth £150 towards a wedding dress is up for offer also. I'm keeping the tiara though. I'm a fucking princess don't you know.......
 
#14
Just spoken to Toppers, the holiday to Spanish Dave's place wot I wun is up for offer agaiin. My step-dad (the cunt) has got a place in Malta and some very nice chap has also offered us a place at his villa in Florida (You know who you are), so we are not short of places to stay when we need our hollibobs.
We were all looking forward to that holiday, so some bugger best bid lots for it!
 

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#15
Right, paid up for the bayonet this morning, rounded it up to £100 so the extra £40 can go here.
 
#17
Move to the correct section as required......add end date as you see fit and so on...

Right….on offer is a vehicle that only those who are secure with their sexuality should bid for. I guarantee that it will draw more attention to the driver than any Ferrari or “hyper car” ever will….you will make friends wherever you go. Women will swoon, children will smile..and grown men will just look on in jaw-dropping disbelief.

It is the perfect vehicle for inner city driving. You can park it pretty much anywhere you please, not only because of it’s amazing agility, but because the most hardened of traffic Nazis will warm toward you...or is that pity? I forget.

This vehicle will put a smile on your face……

Gentlemen, I give you the mighty Daihatsu Midget Cargo. A firm favourite with the good burghers of Tokyo and now, for a limited time only, on offer to you, the highest bidder.

660cc of unrestrained power…coupled with an auto box. Flat out at 35-40 ish…quick away from the lights, mind..you have the advantage…whilst everyone is laughing and pointing…drop it into drive and zoom off….when I say zoom…well, you get the idea…Seats one and-a-half..or one fat bastard. With a central driving position you have a fine command of the open road around you.
Taxed and tested and ready to drive away. Oh..and it’s on snow tyres…

(Gone to e-bay with proceeds to Hols4Heroes)

PS No, postage is not offered…collect it yourself (from B69 post code area), you lazy fuckers……

PPS yes, you can go on motorways…….just don’t….ever.
 

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#19
Good point...put on e-bay with proceeds to yadda yadda....
 
#20
WTF is that??!! Tonka toys got bigger?? :-D
 
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