Holidays4Heroes auction: bear rescued from MDNs cellar

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by YesItsMe, Apr 21, 2009.

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  1. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    As you can see, this poor little bear is still in his torture equipment.
    We could save him the last moment from a life in misery in MDN's cellar.

    All we need now is someone to give him a decent home and make him cheer up again.


    The bear is new and his name is Jock. He is sitting 26 cm high and made by 'Play by Play'. He's part of the 'Bad Taste Bears' collection.
    Tags read 'Warning contents my offend - Caution: product for adults'.
    Surface washable only, contents polyester fibers.

    If you want to rescue the poor little furry, please bid for him till Tuesday, 28th of April 2200.
  2. start you off with £20
  3. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    The bidding had already started here.

    So, we had Sgt Slingsby bidding £10 and Ticklishrodent bidding £30.

    Oh, and
    NO !! :rofl:
  4. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Sorry, I wasn't fast enough with all the linky things. :oops:
  5. That ok I just didn't want it to fall off the top of the page more than anything
  6. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I shall stop Slingsby's pay if he starts spending it on things like that. :lol:
  7. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Don't be so strict, he just wants to save one of his kind, BS. :p
  8. Sgt.Slingsby

    Sgt.Slingsby War Hero Good Egg (charities)

    I understand Ticklish is bidding £30.


    Have we clarified whether this is a male or a female Bear?

    I'd hate to spend my honey money and then find I've bought a hairy-arrsed squaddie for bed-time fun. 8O
  9. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Behave you cheeky furry. :p

    Do you really think this might be a female bear then? :rofl:
  10. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    Bumpiedeebump :D
  11. a Bear called Jock :salut: :salut: Raises the bid to £40
  12. £45 want to torture this one as it is a 'Porridgewog'
  13. £50 Just to make you avoid making him wear your corf unmentionable fluids.
  14. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I have had an email from Sergeant Slingsby who is declining to bid further, having discovered that his intended Bondage Bitch is male.

    He claims to have been pi55ed at the time, and apologises to all those who may have thought he'd 'turned'.

    Poor Slingsby - time to get him home, I think.
    Too much time in the company of sweaty blokes.
    Oh ... sh1t.

    His next trip is Lions' Rugby Tour of Africa = BIG sweaty blokes :roll:
  15. £55 the jock is going on the 'Horse'