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Holidays4Heroes auction: bear rescued from MDNs cellar

#1
As you can see, this poor little bear is still in his torture equipment.
We could save him the last moment from a life in misery in MDN's cellar.

All we need now is someone to give him a decent home and make him cheer up again.



The bear is new and his name is Jock. He is sitting 26 cm high and made by 'Play by Play'. He's part of the 'Bad Taste Bears' collection.
Tags read 'Warning contents my offend - Caution: product for adults'.
Surface washable only, contents polyester fibers.

If you want to rescue the poor little furry, please bid for him till Tuesday, 28th of April 2200.
 
#8
I understand Ticklish is bidding £30.

Hmmmm.

Have we clarified whether this is a male or a female Bear?

I'd hate to spend my honey money and then find I've bought a hairy-arrsed squaddie for bed-time fun. 8O
 
#9
Sgt.Slingsby said:
I understand Ticklish is bidding £30.

Hmmmm.

Have we clarified whether this is a male or a female Bear?

I'd hate to spend my honey money and then find I've bought a hairy-arrsed squaddie for bed-time fun. 8O
Behave you cheeky furry. :p

Btw
YesItsMe said:
The bear is new and his name is Jock.
Do you really think this might be a female bear then? :rofl:
 
#14
I have had an email from Sergeant Slingsby who is declining to bid further, having discovered that his intended Bondage Bitch is male.

He claims to have been pi55ed at the time, and apologises to all those who may have thought he'd 'turned'.


Poor Slingsby - time to get him home, I think.
Too much time in the company of sweaty blokes.
Oh ... sh1t.

His next trip is Lions' Rugby Tour of Africa = BIG sweaty blokes :roll:
 

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