As you may be aware, Hols 4 Heroes has recently acquired a Spanish registered and insured left hand drive Battle Bus for the squaddies and families that are sent to Spain to use. It's big enough for wheelchair access and large families and will be parked up at the airport so that the lads and lasses sent over there don't have to worry about hire cars. On top of that it will be equipped with a Sat Nav that will have all of the apartment / villa locations along with places of interest pre programmed into it, so no worries about getting lost on the first day. There's just one problem, it is currently in Blackpool. So, starting on Saturday, myself and Porridge Gun will be driving it the 1, 711 miles from Blackpool to Murcia. This is obviously going to cost, so we pondered as to how we could raise some pennies to cover the outgoings. I rather foolishly suggested that we should do it as a "Drag Race", where both PG and myself do the entire journey, start to finish, dressed in drag, with a photo journal of us at each location we stop at posted onto ARRSE. So come on, what's it worth to see two 15 stone ex squaddies trying their hardest not to get arrested as prostitutes all the way from here to the Med coast? Please say "nothing" as PG has the distinct advantage of cross dressing on a regular basis and having an already complete wardrobe. I, on the other hand, am fcuking mortified that he thought it was a good idea and that he has now guilt tripped me into posting this. I await your reasoned responses.