Holey Moley

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by syledis, Oct 3, 2012.

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  1. Bus stops, twiglets, piss, wet fox etc etc
     
  2. So are you looking for a somewhat mental red headed new bride?
    Or are you looking for some ginger skank to dump in a skip bin?

    The public has a right to know.
     
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    How about if I were to offer you, ooh, lets say £35k.p.a for starters with an incentive scheme that realistically would put you at £55k in a carpeted environment surrounded by Swedish office furniture and media mermaids in short skirts keen to 'further their career' in one of the meeting rooms, far away from the sweat and diesel stinking doomed old rust bucket that is your current environment.

    With a gold Amex that allowed you to book first class anything, any time?

    Would that make your life better, sailor? PM me, yah?
     
  4. ^. What's the catch?
     
  5. Could you perhaps sweeten the pot a little with a platinum card as i grudge the fees for that?

    I dont care if the ginger is long term or a short term mentalist, i love you all, you flame hared lunatics.
     
  6. In the skip bin it is then.
     
  7. FFS i was trying to be subtle about it!
     
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nikki from Hampshire looks like Simon Westons uglier sister.
     
  9. Now I've been targeting redheads for years. What is the problem with them honestly? Current partner is a redhead in the sunlight.
     
  10. some right mingers who are not even redheads!
    seems you have to upgrade to a paid membership before you get a bj or a shag!
    is nothing free in life even to shag a redhead!
     
  11. That did temper my unallayed joy somewhat
     
  12. Well we have produced a daughter that has hair that turns red in the sunlight, guess that counts as paying. And yes the child gets ginger abuse daily
     
  13. Probably started by Ginger Lynns grandaughter.

    The BBC Local Radio link doesn`t seem to work.:police: