Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Barrack Room Lawyer, Nov 28, 2004.

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  1. Hoax warnings scare me , but this one is important.

    Please send this to everyone on your email list.

    If someone comes to your front door and says they are
    conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse,

    DO NOT show them your arse.

    This is a scam; they just want to see your arse.

    I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap
  2. Barrack Room Lawyer, if you send me £100 in used fivers I won't publish the picture of your spotty arse :wink:
  3. No mine wasnt the spotty one,mine was the dirty one 8)
  4. But if I turn up and ask your Mrs to show me her tits this is NOT a hoax, repeat NOT a hoax and you should comply!
  5. Bollcks I read this 20 minutes too late.

    I am so ashamed. :oops:
  6. They told me they had to register me into the National Arse Database in order to fight terrorism.

    I suppose I should have asked to see their credentials, but I didn't want to appear uncooperative.
  7. It all sounds so plausible they need pics of you arrse for research and future arrse development so only to keen to do your bit you comply its only later that you susses the truth many young lives have been ruined by these monsters,
  8. This is Original VIZ material(before it turned into a juvenile piece of crap)"THE BOTTOM INSPECTORS"
  9. they showed me what looked like bona fide identification , then whilst one was checking my bottom , the other one nicked my telly!!!!