I saw two ladies riding tandem down a cobbled road the other day, I said I bet you've never come this way before, they said Hi Vicar, no, we usually take the hight street but there's road works. What do you call two heteros? Their names of course! A young lady came up to me and said "I've lost my powder puff" I said ooh, I'm sure we found one in the vestry the other day, let me look for you. White man on a zebra crossing: Now you see him now you don't. What's light on its feet and loves chasing cocks? A cat. How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb? How come you don't know?