Discussion in 'MoD News' started by MoD_RSS, Jan 15, 2013.
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That much is clear. The little hamster is the boss, though he does look a little cold. He probably needs more porridge.
That Commander bloke. His name's Mike Smith, right?
So whose jacket has he borrowed? The name tape is neither Smith nor HMS Somerset.
Well spotted. He appears to be some bloke called 'Royal Navy'.
*checks for hook and line, but takes the bait* Perhaps it might say "Royal Navy" - though how we've sunk so low that civilians and johnny foreigner doesn't immediately recognise them I don't know.
Well that's going to be useful when he tries to find his jacket in the Mess cloakroom.
"If he calls me Commander Hunt once more I'm changing the phaser setting to Kill"
Bet when he sells it on ebay the tag says SAS.
He's the boss. He takes any one he wants. (Wardroom. Cough.)
I love your MOD explanations for how effective a weapon is:
The cricket ball tracking abilities never fails to impress!
once round the IOW then off to the scrappers is it? that's how we usually do it
It should really include a mention of a London Bus and the size of Wales (or a whale) to score maximum points.
...in view of their successes with cricket balls, the boffins are now trying to develop a system to track and destroy targets the size of an Exocet...
It does explain England's recent success at the game.
We really should do something about those cricket ball manufactures who seem intent on threatening what's left of the fleet, then we wouldn't need to spend so much on uber missile systems.
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