HMS Liverpool shadows Russian carrier

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  2. And? ................
     
  3. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    It's a lie. Those photos were taken in the 1980's.
     
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Do the Russians give out i-pods as well then?
     
  5. I am fairly certain that the Russian ship doesn't comply with European CO emission regulations. Did HMS Liverpool do anything about that?
     
  6. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator


    yep they offered to surrender to it.
     
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  7. < Captain Ivan Ivanovitch > Bloody spotters! < Captain Ivan Ivanovitch >
     
  8. Ah. So now the Russian sailors all have nice new ipods?
     
  9. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    The Russian Defence Ministry today complained that, following the encounter with Liverpool, half the Admiral Kuznetzov's planes were missing. A spokesman for HMS Liverpool said; 'We neva. It's dead insultin' to the people of Merseyside dat is. We'd 'ave stolen 'em all.'
     
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  10. Hah, just their wheels
     
  11. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    The Russians will have treated Liverpool with enormous respect and deference. After clocking her captain through the binos they will have realised that he must be a man of immense talent and capabilities, afraid of nothing and nobody and with exceptional leadership and decision-making qualities. Were he not such such a paragon of virtue and such an ornament to the Service he could never have overcome his almost crippling handicap to get a command. Cdr Williams is a Gwar.
     
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  12. Maybe the RN wanted to see what a carrier looks like?
     
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  13. That'll be the HMS Liverpool on route to the scrapyard then?
     
  14. I am no expert, but this looks airbrushed, and there aren't even any female curves!

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  15. So the Whodidyounickabollockoff (formerly HMS Liverpool) exercises with the rest of the Russian Atlantic fleet.