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Royal Navy destroyer HMS Liverpool has sailed alongside the Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov as she made her way north around British waters.
The Russian Defence Ministry today complained that, following the encounter with Liverpool, half the Admiral Kuznetzov's planes were missing. A spokesman for HMS Liverpool said; 'We neva. It's dead insultin' to the people of Merseyside dat is. We'd 'ave stolen 'em all.'
The Russian Defence Ministry today complained that, following the encounter with Liverpool, half the Admiral Kuznetzov's planes were missing. A spokesman for HMS Liverpool said; 'We neva. It's dead insultin' to the people of Merseyside dat is. We'd 'ave stolen 'em all.'
The Russians will have treated Liverpool with enormous respect and deference. After clocking her captain through the binos they will have realised that he must be a man of immense talent and capabilities, afraid of nothing and nobody and with exceptional leadership and decision-making qualities. Were he not such such a paragon of virtue and such an ornament to the Service he could never have overcome his almost crippling handicap to get a command. Cdr Williams is a Gwar.