HMS Gargle - Look at this gay pride march on the MOD website

#1
I nearly choked on my lunch when I saw this picture of sailors marching on a gay pride march in London. For fcuks sake look at the photo and saw they were out of step and mincing along. I looked at the picture of them and was ashamed that those poofs are encouraged to join in. I am a christian and it is unethical and against gods will for a man to to fire his muck up another mans hoop. Men and women are meant to procreate and have children. Study the photographs carefully and pick out who would be mummy and who would be daddy out of these jolly jack tars. I think the 'she' sailor is a daddy and and the chap at the front of the parade is a daddy.

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http://www.mod.uk/NR/rdonlyres/B2754891-F083-404E-874E-6CE632B10439/0/pride.JPG
 
#2
I'm disappointed that they aren't skipping along and holding hands......

They could carry large bunches of flowers and every now and then they could stop and throw flowers into the crowd - especially at people they fancied. When they ran out of flowers they could blow kisses.......

Whenever they saw a policemen they could kiss the policeman (but only if they were the same sex). I would make them use tongues as well..... That would really pi55 off the coppers - unless they were gay as well!

Then it could all be videoed and shown at cinemas instead of the 'The Team Works' recruitment add.
 
#3
Fat cnut in the middle needs to swallow less protein.
 
#4
OMfcukingG The world truly has gone mad. We all knew that matelots were bufty-inclined, but how brazen is this? And you just wouldn't want that fat cnut (what trade is he, ballast?) nudgung you round the Wardroom.
 
#5
58_Pattern said:
I am a christian and it is unethical and against gods will for a man to to fire his muck up another mans hoop.
Unmitigated claptrap - I am an atheist and firmly belive that views like this are primitive, ill-conceived and poorly presented. Bible thumping biggots are far more dangerous to society than a few gays. :x
 
#6
tattybadger said:
58_Pattern said:
I am a christian and it is unethical and against gods will for a man to to fire his muck up another mans hoop.
Unmitigated claptrap - I am an atheist and firmly belive that views like this are primitive, ill-conceived and poorly presented. Bible thumping biggots are far more dangerous to society than a few gays. :x
No they aren't you fcuking bufty. Bible bashers are dangerous, but I don't think I've ever heard of you catching a certain death disease from one, unless they are Batty Boys too.
 
#7
'tis a sad day when a chief gunner is marching on such a shambling, tick-tocking, out of step shower of shiite such as that lot. He hasn't even got his pace stick with him, for f*cks sake..
 
#8
the_guru said:
tattybadger said:
58_Pattern said:
I am a christian and it is unethical and against gods will for a man to to fire his muck up another mans hoop.
Unmitigated claptrap - I am an atheist and firmly belive that views like this are primitive, ill-conceived and poorly presented. Bible thumping biggots are far more dangerous to society than a few gays. :x
No they aren't you fcuking bufty. Bible bashers are dangerous, but I don't think I've ever heard of you catching a certain death disease from one, unless they are Batty Boys too.
Another well presented argument - prick.
 
#9
the_guru said:
tattybadger said:
58_Pattern said:
I am a christian and it is unethical and against gods will for a man to to fire his muck up another mans hoop.
Unmitigated claptrap - I am an atheist and firmly belive that views like this are primitive, ill-conceived and poorly presented. Bible thumping biggots are far more dangerous to society than a few gays. :x
No they aren't you fcuking bufty. Bible bashers are dangerous, but I don't think I've ever heard of you catching a certain death disease from one, unless they are Batty Boys too.
This isn't an argument, and isn't intended as flippant, but do you actually believe what you just said? Poofters arent the only people to carry AIDS, in fact, and I'm too lazy to look up the figures I'm afraid, I recall the numbers in the UK of AIDS infected being pretty much equal between nancy woofters and heterosexuals (in fact I think the balance was more towards heterosexuals, as infected mothers pass it on to their kids so boost up the numbers).

If you're gay, I don't really care. But a pride march is taking the urine. Is it time to start the Straight Pride march yet?
 
#10
Hark at you. Don't try to take the moral highground with a few posh sounding words. And the use of the word "prick" is more than a tad Freudian...
 
#11
the_guru said:
Hark at you. Don't try to take the moral highground with a few posh sounding words. And the use of the word "prick" is more than a tad Freudian...
Calm down boy - you might get anally raped by daddy if your lip starts to wobble harder. Your mother says I'm not gay!
 
#12
Oh fuck! Thats all i need! :cry:

I'm going on a trip on a certain Marine amphibious assault ship in the near future. I thought the "gay thing" was just a joke and myth! :oops:

Any tips for keeping the back door firmly locked - even during sleep?????
 
#13
58_Pattern said:
I nearly choked on my lunch when I saw this picture of sailors marching on a gay pride march in London. For fcuks sake look at the photo and saw they were out of step and mincing along. I looked at the picture of them and was ashamed that those poofs are encouraged to join in. I am a christian and it is unethical and against gods will for a man to to fire his muck up another mans hoop. Men and women are meant to procreate and have children. Study the photographs carefully and pick out who would be mummy and who would be daddy out of these jolly jack tars. I think the 'she' sailor is a daddy and and the chap at the front of the parade is a daddy.

:: clickety click ::

http://www.mod.uk/NR/rdonlyres/B2754891-F083-404E-874E-6CE632B10439/0/pride.JPG
Some sailors are gay. Tomorrow Pope is catholic. Next week: bear seen going into wood with bog roll.
 
#14
Unless your the well oiled phillpino boy of legend I wouldn't worry its not compulosry yet :D .If its gay pride surely have some fucking pride in the uniform and march not mince .
 
#15
Bossdog said:
Any tips for keeping the back door firmly locked - even during sleep?????
Yes. Just before you go to bed, pull down your drawers and shove a suede sofa up your hoop. Aint no bugger getting in or out. Even if someone does attempt to rape you they'll be so put off by you interior design failings that they'll have to return to their room and watch re-runs of Changing Rooms, just to reaffirm to themselves that they do in fact still 'have it'.
 
#17
jimmys_best_mate said:
Whatever happened to it being illegal to wear your uniform on a political march?
They were cleared. Army and RAF forbade members to wear uniform but were allowed to attend.

I have no problem with homosexuality - what people do in their own time is up to them unless they're kiddie fiddling or knocking off the person I'm seeing. I do have a couple of problems though:

1. Pride in their sexuality but not their uniform
2. Pride in their sexuality but not their marching etc
3. That fat fcuk at the front - why is he still allowed to serve? Stick him on a diet consisting of gruel, PT and more PT.
 
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#19
bernoulli said:
'tis a sad day when a chief gunner is marching on such a shambling, tick-tocking, out of step shower of shiite such as that lot. He hasn't even got his pace stick with him, for f*cks sake..
He's got it stuck up his arrse. It's been there since he had the batteries fitted.

The 'female' in the front right......she couldn't be anything else but as lesbian could she.
 
#20
I'd love to do his medical but I'm a little worried that I might break my sphig (blood pressure monitor) trying to take his!

Presumably the matelots have a BFT? How on earth does he pass it?
 
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