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HMS Dragon prepares for civil emergency

Civil emergency????

"Hallo, you're through to the 999 emergency hotline, what service do you require?"

"I'm well ****ing gay, I've trapped my head in the railings and i want a fully manned warship here now!"

"Don't you mean the firebrigade sir?"

"They can come as well, but I want some hot matelot in me now!"

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