HMS Dragon prepares for civil emergency


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All our warships have a task like this as part of their workup training, and have done since at least 1959.
Civil emergency????

"Hallo, you're through to the 999 emergency hotline, what service do you require?"

"I'm well ****ing gay, I've trapped my head in the railings and i want a fully manned warship here now!"

"Don't you mean the firebrigade sir?"

"They can come as well, but I want some hot matelot in me now!"

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