If reports are to be believed, then apparently the screws at HMP Birmingham are to call the cons by their christian names. Apparently they should also knock on their cell doors before entering. Am i missing the point here? Do your time for a crime you (didn't) commit and get a Butlins package at the tax payers expense. Anyone for sky tv/ broadband and 3 square meals a day. It's better than Z type and they don't have PAYD to live with. The world truly has gone mad. PC my arrse!!!!!!!!!!!