HMP Maze - New Dining Experience

Discussion in 'Old & Bold' started by bokkatankie, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. Experience Gordon Ramsay’s Michelin-starred Maze with five exquisite courses from the critically-acclaimed chef’s menu – an extraordinary culinary adventure for only £43

    Times have changed??
  2. I wonder if he'll put a few fxcks into this clientelle if they don't like his grub.
  3. Seems in bad taste really, this being the 30th. anniversary of the Hunger Strikes, would have thought GR would be more sensitive. Wonder if they still attempt to feed you with a tube?
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  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    Has it not been open since 2005 ???
  5. It was definately open before 1981
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  6. That's a lot of money for a cheeseburger.
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  7. Have they upgraded the bogs, or are you expected to smear it on the walls?
    At those prices I'll have the Bobby Sands Special, please waiter.
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  8. Perhaps dessert is a trip to Bobbys cell, where he's cunningly smeared chocolate all over the walls.
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  9. I think pudding might be.....bombe suprise!!!!

    Cocktail menu includes:

    Flaming Land Rover
    H Block Wallsmearer
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    I thought they only served SlimFast !!
  11. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And the phone number will of course be 80-80-80 :)

    Ah the old ones are the best.
  12. HHH

    HHH LE

    Do you get a wrong number if you phone Eight Zero Eight Zero Eight Zero ????
  13. Try Ate Nothing, apparently it worked for Saint Bobby.
  14. Do the staff throw peanuts through wire mesh to the inmates (sorry,customers) for a truly authentic experience?
  15. Do they still do leftover boiled cabbage and egg banjos for late arrivals? Or is it just the chogie making up for loss of sales on grot mags?