You may already be aware of this family history.....But....................


For some time many of us have wondered just who is JackSchitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don'tknow Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, thefertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt,Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeplyreligious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt,
Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married DumbSchitt, a high school dropout. After being married15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dualceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced theSchitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour theworld. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, PisaSchitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', youcan correct them.


Crock O. Schitt