Hmm ! Lovely boys !

#1
I dunno !

You invite a couple of old oppos home for the weekend, feed them, water them, and it descends into a gayfest and a "whos got the sh*ttest tats competition !"

In your own time..go on (and they would have done it to me !!)

:D
 
#4
reni_77 said:
milsum said:
That camera angle looks like a still from a feature length production of toilet fun for youp0rnc0cks.

Which one's you?
Im behind the camera, lead in hand !
I'm curious (Not in that way - I was never confused!) about the tiles, there seems to be one missing.
And why hasn't the bloke on the right curled the towel into a bullwhip for flicking the other guy's arrse? Missed oportunity there.
Was there any dry bumming later? :D
 
#5
BarkingSpider said:
reni_77 said:
milsum said:
That camera angle looks like a still from a feature length production of toilet fun for youp0rnc0cks.

Which one's you?
Im behind the camera, lead in hand !
I'm curious (Not in that way - I was never confused!) about the tiles, there seems to be one missing.
And why hasn't the bloke on the right curled the towel into a bullwhip for flicking the other guy's arrse? Missed oportunity there.
Was there any dry bumming later? :D
Its the toilet in the extension, everything is half done ! Hence me sticking these 2 in a back room on a mattress with a curtain for a quilt and a daysack full of washing for a pillow ! They smashed in all my scrumpy jack and terrorised the dog ! :D Bumming was optional !
 
#7
reni_77 said:
Its the toilet in the extension, everything is half done ! Hence me sticking these 2 in a back room on a mattress with a curtain for a quilt and a daysack full of washing for a pillow ! They smashed in all my scrumpy jack and terrorised the dog ! :D Bumming was optional !

I take it you weren't baby-sitting your nephew that weekend?!
 
#8
DozyBint said:
reni_77 said:
Its the toilet in the extension, everything is half done ! Hence me sticking these 2 in a back room on a mattress with a curtain for a quilt and a daysack full of washing for a pillow ! They smashed in all my scrumpy jack and terrorised the dog ! :D Bumming was optional !

I take it you weren't baby-sitting your nephew that weekend?!
No, he is traumatised and beginning to develop alopecia after the other week !
 
#9
reni_77 said:
DozyBint said:
reni_77 said:
Its the toilet in the extension, everything is half done ! Hence me sticking these 2 in a back room on a mattress with a curtain for a quilt and a daysack full of washing for a pillow ! They smashed in all my scrumpy jack and terrorised the dog ! :D Bumming was optional !

I take it you weren't baby-sitting your nephew that weekend?!
No, he is traumatised and beginning to develop alopecia after the other week !
Congratulations - your work is done! :muhaha:

As for the booties, they're obviously not close friends, else they'd be holding each others. :roll:
 
#10
DozyBint said:
reni_77 said:
DozyBint said:
reni_77 said:
Its the toilet in the extension, everything is half done ! Hence me sticking these 2 in a back room on a mattress with a curtain for a quilt and a daysack full of washing for a pillow ! They smashed in all my scrumpy jack and terrorised the dog ! :D Bumming was optional !

I take it you weren't baby-sitting your nephew that weekend?!
No, he is traumatised and beginning to develop alopecia after the other week !
Congratulations - your work is done! :muhaha:

As for the booties, they're obviously not close friends, else they'd be holding each others. :roll:

This was the post coital touch, they were "spent!" :D
 
#13
milsum said:
Reference the tats, does the chap on the left have a penchant for Laura Ashley? Vaguely reminds me of floral chintz. Nice arrse though.
He has a penchant for all things nasty, and was once famously bounced for getting caught doing the nasty with a brazen lass in Tregantle Fort ! :D
 
#15
Mortars are they..?
 
#17
reni_77 said:
milsum said:
Reference the tats, does the chap on the left have a penchant for Laura Ashley? Vaguely reminds me of floral chintz. Nice arrse though.
He has a penchant for all things nasty, and was once famously bounced for getting caught doing the nasty with a brazen lass in Tregantle Fort ! :D
Didn't pick her up in the Harbour lights by any chance Reni ? :D
 
#18
JP47 said:
reni_77 said:
milsum said:
Reference the tats, does the chap on the left have a penchant for Laura Ashley? Vaguely reminds me of floral chintz. Nice arrse though.
He has a penchant for all things nasty, and was once famously bounced for getting caught doing the nasty with a brazen lass in Tregantle Fort ! :D
Didn't pick her up in the Harbour lights by any chance Reni ? :D
Hello mate !

Couldnt say, he would only confirm her as "one of mi regulars", she was crabby as well ! :D Some stunners in the Harbour though ! 8O
 
#19
reni_77 said:
PE4rocks said:
Mortars are they..?
(In best American drawl) One shooter, one spotter,
Aah, Gay Bar loiterers then. My apologies.
 
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