HM The Queen potrait etiquette

#4
The SLR should be hung as high as possible, so that all may bask in its munificence
 
#5
#6
Did someone mention Gods Own Bang Stick, the mighty SLR?

Don't know about the portrait
 
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#8
SLR was rubbish, too long too heavy calibre was fine and was prone to stoppages when minging, cheap parts, the L85A2 though heavy is a perfect weapon. If they changed the calibre to 7.62 if might be really good. If they changed most of the parts to carbon fibre and got the weight down it would be good, however the SLR is a heap of crud that old farts wont STFU about even thought they are not serving and the lads are doing well without it.


Lets see who bites



I love fishing...
 
#9
Is there any truth to the rumour that the Mess Portrait of The Duke of Edinburgh should be hung slightly lower than HM The Queen?
Have you been dicked for putting new portraits up and can't get the frames the same height? So now you're looking for an excuse.

Next you'll be asking whether Liz goes to the left of Phil or the other way round.
 
#10
SLR was rubbish, too long too heavy calibre was fine and was prone to stoppages when minging, cheap parts, the L85A2 though heavy is a perfect weapon. If they changed the calibre to 7.62 if might be really good. If they changed most of the parts to carbon fibre and got the weight down it would be good, however the SLR is a heap of crud that old farts wont STFU about even thought they are not serving and the lads are doing well without it.


Lets see who bites



I love fishing...
Grrrrrrr! Chomp chomp chomp!
 
#11
Polishing the SLR's wooden furniture gave me a lot of satisfaction actually.

Deeeep Heeeat
 
#12
...the SLR is a heap of crud that old farts wont STFU about even thought they are not serving and the lads are doing well without it.
They'd be doing a lot better if they had it
 
#14
SLR was rubbish, too long too heavy calibre was fine and was prone to stoppages when minging, cheap parts, the L85A2 though heavy is a perfect weapon. If they changed the calibre to 7.62 if might be really good. If they changed most of the parts to carbon fibre and got the weight down it would be good, however the SLR is a heap of crud that old farts wont STFU about even thought they are not serving and the lads are doing well without it.


Lets see who bites



I love fishing...
Second bite!
 
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#17
SLR was rubbish, too long too heavy calibre was fine and was prone to stoppages when minging, cheap parts, the L85A2 though heavy is a perfect weapon. If they changed the calibre to 7.62 if might be really good. If they changed most of the parts to carbon fibre and got the weight down it would be good, however the SLR is a heap of crud that old farts wont STFU about even thought they are not serving and the lads are doing well without it.


Lets see who bites



I love fishing...
******* sprog. ;-)
 

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