Hi. My name is Bernard and I'm from Rutland. I want to join the Army, but I don't know what to do? My IQ has been measured at around 19.8 (but has been as high as 23 on a good day), and on my BARB test I managed to score 1, which my recruiter said was the most exceptional score she'd ever seen. I enjoy mindless and pointless tasks with no practical responsibility whatsoeverm I also have no friends except for three people on the internet that think I'm a 19 year old female student from Oslo, and my terrapin, Kevin. So what should I join? One of my internet "friends" has mentioned the Royal Artillery, but my recruiter thinks I'm over-qualified. She thinks I would enjoy being REME officer. Your advice pls. Oh yeas, one other thing - how do I get into the Regimental Police? Is it an elite unit?