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Hitman

#1
HITMAN

I stumbled across this site by accident. Have to admit thick blonde bint I'am for the first 30 seconds I thought OMG!!! :lol:

Edited to say just go and look at the fcuking site and stop whinging about similar threads!!

(now clicking submit praying I havent been a complete dick and entered the 'Hitman' URL correctly)
 
#4
Gift Certificates:

If you know someone who wants to have someone killed you can purchase a gift certificate, starting at $25,000. We will send you a 16-digit activation code that will have to be used to activate the gift certificate in the future. Gift certificates are valid for up to one year.
PMSL :lol: :lol:
 
#5
sandmanfez said:
Extreme waltism! besides, $50.000 is a bit steep isnt it? if you have to pay more than a third of that, you've been done. :wink:
I'd do it for a twenty four pack of Guiness and a bottle of Glenlivet.

And none of this quick, clean, silenced pistol rubbish. I would beat mark (whoever he is?) around the head with a large haddock fillet.
 
#6
Lairdx said:
sandmanfez said:
Extreme waltism! besides, $50.000 is a bit steep isnt it? if you have to pay more than a third of that, you've been done. :wink:
I'd do it for a twenty four pack of Guiness and a bottle of Glenlivet.

And none of this quick, clean, silenced pistol rubbish. I would beat mark (whoever he is?) around the head with a large haddock fillet.
Would you consider doing a 3 for 2 offer Lairdx? I've got 2 ex monsters-in-law and a gobby waltish subordinate, all of whom would make the world a happier place by their abscence. I'll meet your tarriff, and throw in a dozen deep-fried Mars-bars.
 
#8
Lairdx, i'd pay you half a haggis, a long weekend in the Cotswolds and a trip on the London Eye for two if I could watch you bugger him with the battered mars bars.......
 
#9
Save your pennies. you wouldn't be able to catch a haggis only us wily jocks can do that - most foreigners have ne'er seen a live one. I'd let you watch for nothing if you were prepared to eat one of the mars bars afterwards.
 

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