Hitman jailed for not killing anybody

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  1. This came from The Register.


    Kent: you can't even trust the hired killers

    By John Oates • Get more from this author

    Posted in Bootnotes, 17th January 2006 15:14 GMT

    A man from Kent, England has been jailed for failing to kill a woman despite accepting money to carry out the hit.

    The would-be hitman, Kevin Reeves of Snodland near Rochester, promised Christine Ryder he would arrange her slaying in exchange for a large bag of cash.

    But despite receiving payments totalling £20,000, Reeves failed to do any actual whacking and, as a result, Ms Ryder decided to get the lawyers in.

    A court yesterday agreed with Ms Ryder and sentenced Reeves to 15 months in prison for deception. And people complain about British Justice...

    The two met in a Gillingham mental hospital. Ms Ryder had been admitted following a suicide attempt - Reeves told her he knew someone who would kill her for £2,500. After leaving hospital, Ms Ryder contacted Reeves, who told her the price had gone up to £5,000. Ms Ryder gave him a cheque and was told she would be killed in a drive-by shooting on 11 June 2003. But shortly before the date Reeves telephoned to cancel the killing.

    Reeves extracted a further £15,000, blaming problems with the previous hitman, and told Ms Ryder he would kill her himself on 28 November. The day before the planned killing he wrote Ryder a letter, again cancelling the blood bath but reassuring her, "things are still on, so don't panic".

    Judge Veronica Hammerton said: "This was a calculated deception, repeated three times... In all the circumstances, these offences are so serious that a custodial sentence is unavoidable." She also ordered Reeves to hand over the £2,000 he has saved up to pay Ms Ryder back.

    For a fantastic local version of this story, including pictures of both parties, have a look at Kent Online here.®
    Sadly, I come from Kent - but I haven't been there for years!
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Convincing nutter...


    Less than convincing hit man...

  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    If she had given me the money, I would have whacked the both of them.
    It would have saved the tax payers a fortune in legal,medical and prison bills!!!
  4. Trades Description Act?
  5. The two met in a Gillingham mental hospital......... JUst about says it all eh ?