Hitler - is there nothing the man can't do?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Schaden, Sep 19, 2012.

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  1. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

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  2. He raps as well!

  3. "Hitler - is there nothing the man can't do?"

    Wipe out the Jews once and for all?
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  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    make his thousand year reich last a thousand years? conquer russia?
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  5. Hitler was no good on the trombone however hard he tried.

    Great admirer of John Wayne so they say.
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  6. Sort out Pikeys.
  7. Was he ever a dad?
  8. Is that an order?

    Jawohl Mein Führer.
  9. Shave the hair directly under his nose?

    Seen some bizarre threads in my time and this is fucking bizarre.
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  10. I think it has got legs though.

    Hitler couldn't drive a Deltic for fucking toffee mate.
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  11. I am pretty sure he could not fly a Spitfire or a Lancaster. Or invent the atom bomb.
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  12. A zumba class on Thursday.
  13. I preferred Charlie Chaplin myself, Hitler was a lousy comedian & his timing was crap.
  14. Make a decent dry martini?
  15. He cant find his deer chasing dog apparently!
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