Hitler a scouser?

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  1. Did any of his relatives die at Hillsborough?
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  2. No wonder he got his mates to try to bomb the crap out of the place...
  3. Correct, Hitler does indeed tick all the boxes:

    Takes what doesnt belong to him
    Blows shit up
    Funny accent
    Persecution Complex

    Then again, I don't recall seeing any pics of old Adolf sobbing at a roadside shrine erected to someone he doesn't know and has no connection to...
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  4. Got the 'tache too, although the perm needs a bit of work. Do Scouse emos exist?
  5. Blames everyone else for the consequences of his own bad acts.
    Has deformed genitals.

    These are all ingrained scouse traits; I think you're on to something here.
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  7. He might have been a right nasty fucker but I think even he'd draw the line at being a Scouser.
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  9. He's rumoured to have once held down a job, which might explain why he moved to Austria.

    Hounded out in shame.
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  10. 6 million of them and it's a crime to be a Hillsborough denier and blame the Scousers for it. Mind you, there are those who think he was on to something of a winner with his Scouse Squad led Yoofanasia program.
  11. Lies! Probably spread by a Polish brickie ... coming over here with his work ethic and all. I tell you, that kind of talk could lead to WAR!

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    I have in my hand a piece of paper.
    Upon it are written the words "Calm down. Calm down."​
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