Hither Green 'burglar' stabbing: Man, 78, arrested

[StBob072]

Harassing the the dear departeds funeral.

Is English your second language?

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

Would it be insensitive for the locals were to line the streets waving inflatable screwdrivers when and if this proposed cortege passes.

If the police don't like this then maybe the inflatables could be pinned to fences along the route as this appears to have been deemed acceptable by the local constabulary.

 

[blonde_guy]

Harassing the the dear departeds funeral.

I for one would like to see the modern take on a Viking funeral, with enthusiastic elements of Hindhu Sati thrown in.

The deceased would be set alight in his caravan with all of his worldly possessions. His wife and female relatives would then immolate themselves.

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

I for one would like to see the modern take on a Viking funeral, with enthusiastic elements of Hindhu Sati thrown in.

The deceased would be set alight in his caravan with all of his worldly possessions. His wife and female relatives would then immolate themselves.

I believe proper Gypsys used to do something like that, burning the caravan of the deceased.

 

[Joshua Slocum]

I am so glad I went to work today
even if it was difficult and I got covered in shit
much better than getting stressed out over some one else argument
chill out peeps
feel de lurve

 

[49er]

I am so glad I went to work today
even if it was difficult and I got covered in shit
much better than getting stressed out over some one else argument
chill out peeps
feel de lurve

I went to work today and the shit that got on me came from a pikies dog.

 

[Fiona_TG]

I believe proper Gypsys used to do something like that, burning the caravan of the deceased.

Technically they were burning the caravan of whomever they stole it from, the deceased likely being simply an illegal occupier of the contraption in question.

 

[Fiona_TG]

...I also read today that one of the extended family asking that they be allowed to mark good old Henry's birthday with respect by laying flowers there one more time and remarking that they would then never "return to this shit street".

It occurred to me that the residents of said street would have preferred that Henry and his loser pal had never visited in the first place but they didn't get their wishes respected did they?

 

[Fiona_TG]

Here we go again, it would be fantastic if this latest screwdriver wielding maniac burglar who has ended up whacked by his intended target was in fact Henry's mate, but sadly it is unlikely to be.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-e...ammer&&ns_fee=0#post_5ad44b8cef3fb7066729ac6a

 

[skid2]

Coincidentally, I've just arrived home to find someone's had quite a good attempt at forcing my front door open. It's an odd feeling of unease when it happens to you.

Still, at least I've been provided with a crime reference from a call-centre.

Your next event will be a letter or call from a Victim Support organisation in case you want someone to talk to .
The one who rang me wasn’t too impressed with what I had to say. Well she started it. She asked what I thought about the event.

 

[Yeo_Man]

Would it be insensitive for the locals were to line the streets waving inflatable screwdrivers when and if this proposed cortege passes.

After Weinstein we had "me too", we could "screw you" !!!

YM

 

[Chef]

I believe proper Gypsys used to do something like that, burning the caravan of the deceased.

Where does the burning of the getaway wagon fit in, unless it's some sort of prediction for his oppo?

 

[ExREME..TECH]

And now a woman has to go one better
Dunstable gran shoots intruder with crossbow nicknamed 'Manstopper' | Daily Mail Online

 

[BugsyIV]

And now a woman has to go one better
Dunstable gran shoots intruder with crossbow nicknamed 'Manstopper' | Daily Mail Online

Not arrested? No complaint, mmm no forensics? Who the fuçk has a cocked and loaded crossbow... This smells worse than Baldrick's apple crumble.

 

[Tyk]

And now a woman has to go one better
Dunstable gran shoots intruder with crossbow nicknamed 'Manstopper' | Daily Mail Online

Surely someone shot at point blank in the midriff with a crossbow would need either hospitalisation or a box, not sure the whole truth is in the story, but it is the Mail.

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

Any idea when the big pikey send-off is taking place?

 

[Boumer]

And now a woman has to go one better
Dunstable gran shoots intruder with crossbow nicknamed 'Manstopper' | Daily Mail Online

To be fair, if I lived in Dunstable I would keep a flamethrower by my bed and an underfed Doberman in every room.

Place makes Luton look good.

 

[Arkanstigger]

...maybe the inflatables could be pinned to fences along the route...

I suspect there might be a flaw with that bit of the plan.

 

[blonde_guy]

Any idea when the big pikey send-off is taking place?

Not sure, but apparently vigilantes plan to disrupt it....

Vigilantes plan to stop burglar's funeral from passing hero OAP's home

 

[DrStealth]