Hit my G spot baby.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Womb_Poker, Nov 29, 2009.

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  1. So basically last night I got a blowjob off some lovely sort, halfway through the deed she sticks her finger up my ringer and proceeded to give me a good finger thrusting, and let me just say im a changed man, sex will never be the same again, the orgasm was intense. Anyone else tried this?
  2. You would have impressed me more if she had given you a good tromboning.
  3. Every gay man that ever there was.....
  4. WP you need to get out more :roll:
  5. Maybe so, its a shame i never realised what fun i could have with my arrse before.
  6. For her next trick, she will reveal her "meat & two veg".
    That'll open your eye's, good and proper...............!
  7. You can now go down to the local 'cottage' to have more fun.
  8. Precisely why you need to get out more :wink:
  9. Lol thing is I dont think i could take real cock, strap ons is my next target.
  10. Kirkz are you asking me out? x
  11. I feel confident that you will get to a real one before long. Be sure to let us all know.
  12. I can stand the sh1t if you can stand the pain :D
  13. Maybe if I find the right man. And yes i will provide photographic evidence.
  14. ohh you naughty boy. x
  15. clearly a marine then