hit man hired by her estranged husband is killed by wife

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  1. PORTLAND, Ore. - When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

    Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man — Edward Dalton Haffey — was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home.

    But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.
    The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail.

    Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s office.

    Kuhnhausen and his wife were in the process of getting a divorce, and she told officers “her husband was distraught about the divorce and wanting to reconcile but that she was insisting on the divorce,” the affidavit states.

    A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.

    Inside a backpack Haffey left at the scene was a day planner with “Call Mike, Get letter,” scribbled on the week of Sept. 4, the affidavit said. Michael Kuhnhausen’s cell phone number was jotted on the inside of a folder, it said.

    An emergency room nurse who lives in a southeast Portland neighborhood, Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of Sept. 6 to find Haffey coming at her with a claw hammer.

    She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.

    Police say she acted in self-defense.

    There was no sign of forced entry into the home, but according to the affidavit, Susan Kuhnhausen offered an explanation for the lack of evidence of a break-in: Her estranged husband had the security codes for the home’s alarm system, and would have been able to disarm it.

    Michael Kuhnhausen denies any involvement, the affidavit states.

    Susan Kuhnhausen was out of town attending a nursing conference and did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.

    She left this message on her voicemail: “I’m not able to answer all the calls that I’ve received in the past few days. I’m being comforted by your concern and your support. I want you to know that our lives are all at risk for random acts, but more likely random acts of love will come your way than random acts of violence.”

    LINK: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/
  2. If she did that in UK, she'd be the one in jail for infringing the hitmans "Yooman Rights"

    Good skills that nurse!
  3. Poetic justice is a wonderful thing
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  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I'd do it...


    With a claw hammer.

    But she just got awarded $1 million for emotional distress and $53,783 for lost wages and medical expenses. *Linky*

    Hmmm. "Hi honey. Hows it going? Listen, that guy with the claw hammer? I can explain..."
  5. Methinks the hammer was a bad idea by the hitman, a firearm would have been more succesful... perhaps a WOMBAT in this case.
  6. Love the 'hit man's' day planner -

    "Call Mike, Get Letter" just after "commit murder, buy 2 pints of semi-skimmed" no doubt! :D
  7. Fended him off by strangling him to death?

    Surely that is OOT. Aren't you supposed to stop when the attacker is no longer attacking?
    Straight forward manslaughter this perhaps even murder in that being a nurse she must have known what would happen if she kept strangling the poor hitman, she should be in jail.

    Fcuking good skills that nurse :)
  8. Note to self: When hiring assassins, choose candidates a bit harder then a bloke who could be stangled to death by a middle aged woman...
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  9. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I love these guys. "Upon handing over £5000 in the bar of the Wifestranglers Arms the 'hitman' revealed his true identity"

    "I am DC Tarquin Puce of Nottinghamshire filth and you're nicked son"

  10. Fcukin amateurs. If you want a job done properly, do it yerself....
  11. "Bitch is hard core!" - Mayor R J MaCready, Slither (2006)
  12. I'm sorry but WTF is "burglarizing"? Is it anything like burgling?

    What next?

    "Did she spit or swallow?"

    "Neither, she garglarized it"
  13. along the same lines the police now "custodise" a suspect :roll:
  14. Custardize?

  15. Feck me, she looks like she could throttle a gorilla!