History Today (with appologies to Newman and Baddiel...)

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  1. Presenting Professor: Good evening and welcome to History Today. I am here with Professor F.J Lewis, Emeritus Professor of History at All Souls College, Oxford, and we will be taking about the evolution of the post-Crimea British Army, Professor Lewis.

    Professor Lewis: You see that 9th/12th Royal Lancers (Prince of Wales Own)?

    Presenting Professor: I am familiar with that cavalry of the line Regiment.

    Professor Lewis: That’s your regiment, that is. You’re a ¾ dancer and nobody likes you……

    Presenting Professor: Well, Professor Lewis, you see that King’s Royal Hussar No 2 dress?

    Professor Lewis: I am aware of such attire.

    Presenting Professor: Their No 2 dress trousers, that’s your favourite pulling gear that is. That’s what you wear when you go to London selling your bum like 3 PARA’s mortars, that is.

    Professor Lewis: Oh, ah ha ha ha ha. Psssst, oi, RSM, RSM, he fancies you! He wants to beast you round the square and give you a regimental bath he does!

    Presenting Professor: See that range stew?

    Professor Lewis: I am aware of that particular form of sustenance.

    Presenting Professor: That’s your favourite meal that is. That’s all your mum can cook that is. You eat it three times a day and on your birthday and Christmas too! You eat so much range strew all your underpants have stains the same colour of King’s Royal Hussar’s berets

    Professor Lewis: Oh, ah ha ha ha ha. See this pace stick?

    Presenting Professor: The one you are pointing in my direction?

    Professor Lewis: That is correct. Well, there’s a turd at the end of it!

    Presenting Professor: Correct, but the afford mentioned turd is not at my end! Well I don't think anyone can be in any doubt that tonight myself and Professor F.J Lewis have had a most valid and enlightening debate. Professor F.J Lewis, thank you very much.

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  2. ROFLMAO!!!

    Thanks, got everyone at work thinking I was having a fit while decorating the monitor with coffee!
  3. Thanks for that Monkey Tech - I'll send you the dry cleaners bill for wetting myself to the vids!
  4. If you have a look round on youtube their is another one to knock on with