Fellow Arrsers, Today history has been made and I pen this missive with a tear in my eye. Much like momentous moments from those great moments that happened in the moments gone by we (we lucky few) have witnessed yet another moment that will go down in the annals of great moments. We have seen the end of world war 2, we have seen the tragedy of JFK, We stood back in awe as maggie fcuked them skiiving miners right off, we were struck down with glee when Jade Goody declared her fuck hole as 'Minge non grata' and in generations to come successive generations will ask the immortal line: "where were you when America crowned their first black president?" Arrsers, I will be proud to say that "when good king Obama the First received his crown, on that day many many years ago, I was having a great big shit and thankfully I missed the whole fucking thing!!" privilaged times indeed BPS666 PS what were you lot up to?