I have an Irish girlfiend, not because I enjoy her company, but because I like fkcing her. Her family are a fKcing nightmare and are the first people to ask for respect without a hint of giving any themselves. I could go on all day about the f.....b......stards. So, I ask the gentlemen and splitarses of this forum. 2 simple questions: 1. How do I make it look like an accident 2: Does anybody have an old transit van that I can fit an old rolled up carpet in?