Hippocritical Cnuts

#1
I have an Irish girlfiend, not because I enjoy her company, but because I like fkcing her. Her family are a fKcing nightmare and are the first people to ask for respect without a hint of giving any themselves. I could go on all day about the f.....b......stards. So, I ask the gentlemen and splitarses of this forum. 2 simple questions:

1. How do I make it look like an accident
2: Does anybody have an old transit van that I can fit an old rolled up carpet in?
 
#2
To be sure to be sure, Bugsy will trott along any minute to tell you every thing you need to know/the error of you ways/how the army killed his family though there's no record of it...

I hope you're taking the girl in question up the wrong un then making her suck and swallow which is the only fair thing she can do with a family like hers - good luck!!!
 
#3
Do You Like Getting Blow Jobs?.... Yes? Do You Like Giving Blow Jobs... No? That makes you a hippocrit surely?

Life moves the twats are everywhere
 
#4
Exactly! the only thing the republican bitch is getting is ex British Army cock. PS. I personally bayonetted her great grandads pet rabbit. apparently. That was after:
I personally caused the potato famine.
which was shortly after
I invented slavery
I built Hadrians wall to persicute the Celts
Caused the dinousaurs to be extinct.
feel free to add to the list (it's all my fcucking fault).
 
#5
StickyToffeePudding said:
To be sure to be sure, Bugsy will trott along any minute to tell you every thing you need to know/the error of you ways/how the army killed his family though there's no record of it...

I hope you're taking the girl in question up the wrong un then making her suck and swallow which is the only fair thing she can do with a family like hers - good luck!!!
Sticky', Haven't a clue what your last persona was, but by fuck you are geting boring with your 'Bugsy' shite!
 
#8
I'd be logical and say if you've split up from her, what's the problem?


But, this is the NAAFI...

Prevention of Terrorism? I'm sure a man of your means could "find" some incriminating evidence in their gaff to ensure they were at least taken in for questioning...
 
#9
split up since the first post?

you should delete your cookies mate, it's never a good idea plotting to kill the missus' folks then leaving it logged in.
 
#10
swampypants said:
I personally caused the potato famine.
No that was me.

Can't see what the fuss is all about, they got a cruise out of it.
 
#11
The Daily Mash has many a good article on their 'victimhood'. I particularly liked the one about the Thierry Henry incident.

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Oh, btw, incase people think it's all about Bog Arab bashing it's not. Anybody or any group that displays stupidity gets it.
 

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#13
mistersoft said:
swampypants said:
I personally caused the potato famine.
No that was me.

Can't see what the fuss is all about, they got a cruise out of it.
......... on the Titanic.
 
#14
You could try reminding them that the famine is over and that it's safe to go home now.

Unless you don't want to risk being mistaken for a Rangers fan.
 
#15
smartascarrots said:
You could try reminding them that the famine is over and that it's safe to go home now.

Unless you don't want to risk being mistaken for a Rangers fan.
My remark on finding no potatoes at my local Co-op in Belfast, that there must be another famine, went down like a lead balloon.

Some people have no sense of humour.
 
#16
swampypants said:
Exactly! the only thing the republican bitch is getting is ex British Army c***. PS. I personally bayonetted her great grandads pet rabbit. apparently. That was after:
I personally caused the potato famine.
which was shortly after
I invented slavery
I built Hadrians wall to persicute the Celts
Caused the dinousaurs to be extinct.
feel free to add to the list (it's all my fcucking fault).
You are a responsibility walt, I am to blame for all of those and plenty more, I know this to be true as my wife tells me at every oppertunity.
:x :x :x :x :x
 
#17
swampypants said:
. . . . I personally bayonetted her great grandads pet rabbit. apparently. That was after:
I personally caused the potato famine.
which was shortly after
I invented slavery
I built Hadrians wall to persicute the Celts
Caused the dinousaurs to be extinct.
feel free to add to the list (it's all my fcucking fault).
Bloody hell it sounds as though they are related to my estranged wife as I have the same ability to cause every known world disaster/tragedy/war/confrontation now, in the past and even before I was born!
 
#18
wow, you managed to finish with her bewteen posts at 0206hrs and 0328hrs! text, phone or email?

on a lighter note, Ill have any pictures you have of her, especially her breasts and if she is wearing stockings!
 
#19
The amount of people here that seem to have the same experience of Irish birds is very interesting. Bigotted is the perfect word. It seems I had some help causing all of the worlds problems. Did I mention how we caused the last ice age. By the way, she lives over there, not over here. The main problem is her over protective family who treat her as a 12 year old girl, not the 29 year old woman she is supposed to be. It's fking pathetic. Her mother getting pissed on whiskey and then saying everyone else is an alcoholic. Throwing my trainers on the fire because she does'nt like them, being threatened with violence because.....because, being accused of not being a man for walking away from an argument caused by them, being called agressive when I respond to an argument caused by them.........I could go on. They should get out of the 1950's, get the chip off their shoulder and move on. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
 
#20
swampypants said:
The amount of people here that seem to have the same experience of Irish birds is very interesting. Bigotted is the perfect word. It seems I had some help causing all of the worlds problems. Did I mention how we caused the last ice age. By the way, she lives over there, not over here. The main problem is her over protective family who treat her as a 12 year old girl, not the 29 year old woman she is supposed to be. It's fking pathetic. Her mother getting pissed on whiskey and then saying everyone else is an alcoholic. Throwing my trainers on the fire because she does'nt like them, being threatened with violence because.....because, being accused of not being a man for walking away from an argument caused by them, being called agressive when I respond to an argument caused by them.........I could go on. They should get out of the 1950's, get the chip off their shoulder and move on. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Surely throwing someone's trainers on the fire is a bit of an own goal?
 
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