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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by snowboardmic, Mar 11, 2012.

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  1. Hi all. So after a failed "front flip"/broken shoulder.. snowboard that is, I found this wonderful place, I'd heard of it, sure just never been to ARRSE..I can work on my left handed typing/drinking even in the NAAFI bar. My real question is I must work on my ambidexterity, just wondered if anyone knew of anything more unusual than wanking..which I can practice in my free time to achieve my goal...I got 7/11 weeks to nose about....so anyone?:)
  2. Sure, wank me off and cook the dinner.
  3. Kill yourself? Don't need to be amphibious to do that.
  4. Auto-prostate massage. Just be sure to trim yours nails first, and clean them after.
    Hope this helps.
  5. Play nicely with the new boy Jarrod.
  6. That was my intention.
  7. I had gathered!!
  8. I have needs just like other men, nothing like good clean adult fun.
  9. Learn to use a head dobber. You don't need any hands for that.
  10. I think perhaps Jarrod,you have nothing clean in mind.
  11. I wonder if he can get his ankles behind his ears?
  12. Is your bloke spectacularly crap in bed Jarrod? Only you seem to have a stonk on 24/7. Not easy to hide that in scrubs.
  13. He works away most of the week and when he comes back he's like a block of ice.
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fresh meat mate!
  15. Hmmm chicken.