'Cos it's Friday and I'm fed up with lockdown and trying to eat healthily all the time I'm pushing the boat out and scrambling the egg with grated cheese and serving on a couple of thick slices of buttered Asda Tiger bread with the bacon layered under the egg as a sort of open bacon and egg butty writ large. I shall then wash it down with a couple of bottles of fizz and inevitably post pished shite on here.B@stard. I’m having porridge.
I now really fancy eggs, bacon, mushrooms, sausages, fried tomatoes, black pudding - with English Mustard and hash browns and shed loads of beans. Two slices of white toast with marmalade and a pint of nato standard. The brew - not the cnut on here