Hillbilly Condoms

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Ritch, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a' dem rubbers gonna cost me?"

    The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax."

    To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd a' mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?"