Ah. One word in that title of that thread gives rise to a small problem: Army.
Another good point there. I try to travel light, and I didn't take wallet or money. Realised if I had to drop into the "wrong" valley for any reason I could be stuck. Now stashed £20 in the bag for bus or taxi if required, fivers and pound coins. Might also be useful for refreshments.
I may have been subject to such allegations in the past.Slang for "can't tell his arrse from his elbow", or fekkenclueless when it comes to directions.
** Rigting - direction
Bevok - fecked up, clueless