Hilarious!!!!

#1
I get the feeling that this maybe a complete waste of a new topic, however there are some things that I felt compelled to say... I have spent months reading and posting on e-goat. And lads and lasses nothing on there compares to the comedy genius in Thats what I call a NAAFI bar, or for that matter in here. Countless times over the last three weeks of my reading your exploits people have come into the office to see what the raucous laughter is in aid of. Now I think many of my fellow crabs are beginning to think I am insane as many of these occasions I am completely alone in the office! The only person who seems to understand the source of much hilarity is the Siggie full screw I work with, when after being informed of what I'm giggling at smiles proudly and nods knowingly. I think he credits himself for my filthy, incredibly black sense of humour... I however think I just joined the wrong mob!!!
 
#2
And let me be the first to welcome you here my dear. Have you posted your nude pictures as per S.O.P.'s or are you going to pm them to me? Have you any idea of the time? Have you been drinking? If you have been drinking to I look good to you?
Mmmmmmmmm Crabs
 
#3
"raucous laughter" much too intelligent for the Naafi -

away with ya, away I say.

Thumps self on head: If your a hot chick with big hoots then stay all ya want.
 
#4
I work on a RAF unit!!!( however I am army...in the loosest sense of the word!) If you have big jubblies, loose knickers and looser morales, please do make yourself known :wink:
 
#6
Uladh said:
r u that para walt or do you just like his picture as your thingy on the left
Eh? Wa? Para walt??? I feckin resemble that remark!!! Why would I pretend to be a Para when I was in God's Corp? Hmmm? I'll feckin para walt ye!!! :x
 
#8
buggrit said:
Uladh said:
r u that para walt or do you just like his picture as your thingy on the left
Eh? Wa? Para walt??? I feckin resemble that remark!!! Why would I pretend to be a Para when I was in God's Corp? Hmmm? I'll feckin para walt ye!!! :x
Do speed up Old Boy, I believe that he is refering to the Avatar above, that being Pte Golden!
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#11
Good morning my dear lady. Please pardon my tardiness in welcoming you to our fold. Be assured that here, you will find amusing tales, stimulating topics and intellectual discussions. And, should you ever need any help or advice, please feel free to contact me. I am very happy to assist a young lady who may be lost or adrift in any way, to provide a shelter, a comforting shoulder to lean on, a steady hand to guide you, and a warm welcome to greet you.
 
#12
RAF-padbrat said:
I get the feeling that this maybe a complete waste of a new topic, however there are some things that I felt compelled to say... I have spent months reading and posting on e-goat. And lads and lasses nothing on there compares to the comedy genius in Thats what I call a NAAFI bar, or for that matter in here. Countless times over the last three weeks of my reading your exploits people have come into the office to see what the raucous laughter is in aid of. Now I think many of my fellow crabs are beginning to think I am insane as many of these occasions I am completely alone in the office! The only person who seems to understand the source of much hilarity is the Siggie full screw I work with, when after being informed of what I'm giggling at smiles proudly and nods knowingly. I think he credits himself for my filthy, incredibly black sense of humour... I however think I just joined the wrong mob!!!
I'm surprised Harry staish hasn't paid you a visit to stamp on the outbreak of morale. I understand that some units have a rigorously enforced ban on laughter at work, or at least that's what it looks like in some of the crewrooms!
 

Legs

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#13
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Good morning my dear lady. Please pardon my tardiness in welcoming you to our fold. Be assured that here, you will find amusing tales, stimulating topics and intellectual discussions. And, should you ever need any help or advice, please feel free to contact me. I am very happy to assist a young lady who may be lost or adrift in any way, to provide a shelter, a comforting shoulder to lean on, a steady hand to guide you, and a warm welcome to greet you.
Watch him! Not only does he (attempt to) do Crabs, but he gives them as well... Don't ask me how I know. :oops:
 

Biped

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#14
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Good morning my dear lady. Please pardon my tardiness in welcoming you to our fold. Be assured that here, you will find amusing tales, stimulating topics and intellectual discussions. And, should you ever need any help or advice, please feel free to contact me. I am very happy to assist a young lady who may be lost or adrift in any way, to provide a shelter, a comforting shoulder to lean on, a steady hand to guide you, and a warm welcome to greet you.
Oh, such tender, kind and welcoming words. Do you here the rattle, or the snake's hiss behind the words? Or the child, screaming in his basement?

Mine is the fold you should bring yourself to my sweet, for I have many delciacies to taste . . .
 
#15
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Good morning my dear lady. Please pardon my tardiness in welcoming you to our fold. Be assured that here, you will find amusing tales, stimulating topics and intellectual discussions. And, should you ever need any help or advice, please feel free to contact me. I am very happy to assist a young lady who may be lost or adrift in any way, to provide a shelter, a comforting shoulder to lean on, a steady hand to guide you, and a warm welcome to greet you.
"Come into my parlour", said the spider to the fly...

OFH, always ready to assist a fallen lady to her feet. By methods of his own devising.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

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#16
Ignore the foul calumnies, they are cruel and heartless men and woman. Legs knows nothing of crabs, and I never touched her. Much.

I am a true and kind gentleman, polite, welcoming and courteous. You will be very safe in my tender hands, and entirely welcome to my ministrations.
 
#17
Save yourself RAF Padbrat! :omfg:
Run! Don't turn back.
Keep heading towards the light before your heart and mind is theirs.

Welcome to the site. The more of 'us girls' the better. :thumleft:
 

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#18
Wishful_Thinking said:
Save yourself RAF Padbrat! :omfg:
Run! Don't turn back.
Keep heading towards the light before your heart and mind is theirs.

Welcome to the site. The more of 'us girls' the better. [/size] :thumleft:


I second that! :wink:
 
#19
Uladh said:
r u that para walt or do you just like his picture as your thingy on the left
We don't do fucktard English here, you fucking spunk bubble. learn to write proper or I'll blow yer bleedin' tights off you nancy boy poof.
 
#20
old_fat_and_hairy said:
Wishful_Thinking said:
Save yourself RAF Padbrat! :omfg:
Run! Don't turn back.
Keep heading towards the light before your heart and mind is theirs.

Welcome to the site. The more of 'us girls' the better. [/size] :thumleft:


I second that! :wink:


'ere OFH if tell you I'm a girlie will you buy me a pint of Cherry Brandy ?
 

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