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Hilarious Joke

#1
A guy is depressed on christmas eve,
no family and no friends he he decides to kill himself,
He climbs to the top of a skyscraper and before he throws himself off,
He see a man with no arms dancing back and forth,
he assumes the man is dancing because he is happy,
thinking life cant be that bad he climbs down,
he approaches the happy man with no arms prancing about,
and asks him why he was dancing,
the man says I am not dancing my asshole is itchy and I cant scratch it because my arms were blown off in afghanistan.

LOL :D
 
#2
Your spacker thread was mildly amusing.

You're now clasping at straws.

Are you The Lord Flash, trying to prove to PG that this site is going down the pan? Where's my £5 finders fee?
 
#5
I used to tell a similar joke, about a 'one armed man hanging from a cliff'

If I remember right, I was about 8 years old.

It was funny then.
 
#6
LearningIsDifficult said:
A guy is depressed on christmas eve,
no family and no friends he he decides to kill himself,
He climbs to the top of a skyscraper and before he throws himself off,
He see a man with no arms dancing back and forth,
he assumes the man is dancing because he is happy,
thinking life cant be that bad he climbs down,
he approaches the happy man with no arms prancing about,
and asks him why he was dancing,
the man says I am not dancing my asshole is itchy and I cant scratch it because my arms were blown off in afghanistan.

LOL :D
HAHA fukcin mint!!! Ive just copy and pasted it to my facebook status, I bet the lads will love it. They'll think im a right comedian.



Seriously though, haven't the mods got a magic button to zap shoite like this?
 
#7
I've had bigger shites.

Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, into my eyes.

Welcome back, you are now in the Arrse Hole.

It's nice here, you'll like it - honest.
 

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