High risk sex

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FORMER_FYRDMAN, Nov 20, 2012.

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  1. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

  2. She looks like a pretty foxy babe to me. And comes with a "unique" personality. Would suit a few (many?) on here. You'd need a pretty well developed exit strategy that didn't involve concrete though.
     
  3. In the immortal words of chief Wiggum
    "why are the pretty ones always insane?" As I certainley would
     
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  4. You'd want to be the best fuck she's ever had. Could get a bit ordinary otherwise.
     
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  5. Handy with a gun and can do a useful bit of concreting too. What's not to like?
     
  6. Is she an Arrse Maiden?.......
     
  7. Shouldn't that be 'Why are all women insane'?
     
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  8. Have to say, any woman that can mix concrete and screed a floor must be a keeper. Obviously the ability to be a light sleeper and/or sleep with one eye open is a necessity.
     
  9. Thats what happens when blokes forget the four Fs drill:

    Find them

    Feed them

    Fuck them

    and Fuck off

    Which has been simplified for yorkshiremen to:

    Find them

    bore them

    get told to fuck off

    and then rape them
     
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  10. Jesus! Lucky they remembered her birthday, or it could have got really unpleasant.
     
  11. Interesting to learn that she "dissected" her husband's body with a chainsaw. Sounds like a delicate and skilful operation.

    My biology teacher only ever let us use a scalpel on the lab rats.
     
  12. I'd suggest that's the motive for two blokes being under her patio.
     
  13. I'd still rather it was Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, but if this one was handcuffed to the bed I'd have a go!
     
  14. Work smarter not harder.
     
  15. She wont be the first wife to walk all over her husband.
     
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