High risk sex

#2
She looks like a pretty foxy babe to me. And comes with a "unique" personality. Would suit a few (many?) on here. You'd need a pretty well developed exit strategy that didn't involve concrete though.
 
#5
Handy with a gun and can do a useful bit of concreting too. What's not to like?
 
#6
Is she an Arrse Maiden?.......
 
#8
Handy with a gun and can do a useful bit of concreting too. What's not to like?
Have to say, any woman that can mix concrete and screed a floor must be a keeper. Obviously the ability to be a light sleeper and/or sleep with one eye open is a necessity.
 
#9
Thats what happens when blokes forget the four Fs drill:

Find them

Feed them

Fuck them

and Fuck off

Which has been simplified for yorkshiremen to:

Find them

bore them

get told to fuck off

and then rape them
 
#10
Jesus! Lucky they remembered her birthday, or it could have got really unpleasant.
 
#11
Interesting to learn that she "dissected" her husband's body with a chainsaw. Sounds like a delicate and skilful operation.

My biology teacher only ever let us use a scalpel on the lab rats.
 
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#14
Interesting to learn that she "dissected" her husband's body with a chainsaw. Sounds like a delicate and skilful operation.

My biology teacher only ever let us use a scalpel on the lab rats.
Work smarter not harder.
 
#16
Police sources reveal that the search for more bodies buried in the ice cream parlour goes on.
"We expect to uncover hundreds and thousands" says spokesman.


That is not my coat - but hold the cab.
 
#17
Thats what happens when blokes forget the four Fs drill:

Find them

Feed them

Fuck them

and Fuck off

Which has been simplified for yorkshiremen to:

Find them

bore them

get told to fuck off

and then rape them
The four 'Fs' drill I was taught is;

Find 'em,... feel 'em... fuck 'em... forget 'em.
 
#18
Imagine a threesome with her and Foxy Knoxy



She's pretty handy with a gat too





Definitely a night you don't want to be the first to fall asleep

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#19
Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala

Crazy name, crazy woman...

Rodney2q
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
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#20
Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala

Crazy name, crazy woman...

Rodney2q
And not an easy name to mumble accurately in your sleep, which could be a problem when the missus is a well-armed psycho with a landscaping fetish.
 

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