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'Ice woman' accused of chopping up husband and lover - Telegraph
I think she may have anger issues.
She looks like a pretty foxy babe to me. And comes with a "unique" personality. Would suit a few (many?) on here. You'd need a pretty well developed exit strategy that didn't involve concrete though.
In the immortal words of chief Wiggum
"why are the pretty ones always insane?" As I certainley would
You'd want to be the best fuck she's ever had. Could get a bit ordinary otherwise.
Handy with a gun and can do a useful bit of concreting too. What's not to like?
Is she an Arrse Maiden?.......
Shouldn't that be 'Why are all women insane'?
Have to say, any woman that can mix concrete and screed a floor must be a keeper. Obviously the ability to be a light sleeper and/or sleep with one eye open is a necessity.
Thats what happens when blokes forget the four Fs drill:
and Fuck off
Which has been simplified for yorkshiremen to:
get told to fuck off
and then rape them
Jesus! Lucky they remembered her birthday, or it could have got really unpleasant.
Interesting to learn that she "dissected" her husband's body with a chainsaw. Sounds like a delicate and skilful operation.
My biology teacher only ever let us use a scalpel on the lab rats.
I'd suggest that's the motive for two blokes being under her patio.
I'd still rather it was Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, but if this one was handcuffed to the bed I'd have a go!
Work smarter not harder.
She wont be the first wife to walk all over her husband.
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