High Class Callgirls at £2500 per hour...!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Litotes, Mar 10, 2008.

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  1. The Beeb has just reported that the New York State Governor, who has previously campaigned against sleaze, is in trouble for booking high class callgirls who charge £2500/hr.

    New York State Governor in trouble...

    FFS, for that amount of money... even I am available!

    I take plastic but prefer cash.... :D :D :D

    Litotes
     
  2. I note that the BBC said they were 'High Class', thats your 'strike one'.
     
  3. For £2500/hr I shall ignore your bitchiness...

    Litotes
     
  4. Will you do a Forces Discount, Litotes?
     
  5. Even I put out for less than that.
     
  6. Your assuming

    a) I have £2000
    b) That I am interested in your ass.


    Oh dear.
     
  7. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    For 2 and a half grand an hour, i'd book Jarrod for a fortnight. Might sting a bit, but the seat of the Ascari A10 i'd acquire afterwards would be worth it :D
     
  8. I'd heard a bag of chips....

    Litotes
     
  9. Im glad he is getting pulled up for this.£2500 for one bird is an affront to the world of whoredom.For that cash I could have have three week's in Pattaya and get up to the sort of thing's that would make Calligula blush.
     
  10. I'd pay good money for that.

    Oh, and Litotes, does it look like I eat chips?
     
  11. Only if you book a block of 10 sessions, cash up front.... :D

    Litotes

    as soon as I have worked out how to sub-contract this, cough, business, I will get back to you.... :D
     
  12. No, but that might mean that no-one takes you up on your offer....

    ooooooohhhhh..... that wasn't me typing, that was the beer.....

    Lits
     
  13. What offer? I see no offer.

    I reckon I could take Jarrod for free anyway.
     
  14. If your paying that for an hour how much is say 10 seconds?
     
  15. Doesn't matter; I managed to knock him down £500 and he didn't notice..............edjucashion nowerdays?